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@Juliapricemusic asks, "What was the worst date of your life?"

Took a girl out, every pub was closed except a tiny upscale restaurant. We ordered bread, sat in silence and spoke very little. Took her back to my place where I was staying in short term accommodation as I was training in the city. Literally everything from that point on was a train wreck.
Long story short she wasn't impressed...with anything...left me the next day and never returned a text.

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Do you ever use humor to mask other emotions? If not, what do you use?

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All the time. It's a go to expression when I'm not sure what I should be feeling or when I'm not feeling what I'm supposed to feel.

Is shopping a form of entertainment for you?

Depends. The actually shopping depends on what it is. Put me in a music store or a games store and I'll be lost for hours.
Put me in a book store and you'll never find me again.
I love to buy T-shirts too.
So yeah suppose it is.

Who was your first crush? Describe them.

Proper first crush? Girl I met in year nine who became a good friend. I was obsessed with her.
She's a mate now. Still like her and would do anything for her but I've made peace with the fact that she doesn't like me that way.

Happy New Year! Do you have any resolutions?

Lose weight, drink more, get a gf and buy some land on Russell island in Queensland. U?

Are you camera shy or do you like having your photo taken?

If I'm just me normal then yeah I'm shy....but for some reason the moment I'm even half naked a part of my brain goes 'well you've already shown someone your keg belly, might as well show the world.'

What's the absolute best vacation you can imagine?

A month in a cabin in the mountains with food delivered each day and a good woman.

What are two true things and one lie about you?

I design T-shirts and jewellery that no one buys
I want to start a crossdressing punk band
I have two books published and I'm working on a third

What is the most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done?

I think I've mentioned the nudity before so something else....
I once moved halfway across the country to a city I'd never been to live in a hotel for three months.

What’s the first thing you’d do if you were the opposite sex for one day?

......boobs....I have boobs.....wobble wobble wobble.....hey look they take slightly longer to follow me when I turn.

Why do we tend to have worse opinions of ourselves than others have of us? Is there anything that can be done about that?

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Not really, the greatest enemy is yourself an all that.

PAP of your current surroundings?

erm....I'm in a cabin, it's maybe six feet by twenty. It's beige and blue. I have a suitcase and dirty laundry everywhere.

What's the last thing you bought and love?

last thing I bought and loved? erm.....
Damn I actually haven't bought much for a while....I work contracts and just went through a lean phase.
I bought a harmonica to play on the ship while I work....it's a mixed success so far but I love playing it. Though my cabin neighbours don't enjoy the evening blues music.

Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?

I continually press the button until it arrives because I wish to impress upon the engineering community that they need to make it faster. therefore I force many times the normal amount of wear on the button as quickly as possible.
It's there fault for making it so slow.

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