My mom said that I'd end up with a boyfriend soon... NOPE
The world thinks were all fat lazy people who deep fry lollipops and put them in deep fried milkshakes
Why do you need to know?
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That I shouldn't go down the stairs in a sleeping bag
More lottery tickets
In my refrigerator. My best friend is food.
A bus ticket to my parents basement
Sitting on the couch eating alone watching Oprah reruns
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