If I eat myself, do I get twice as big or completely disappear?

You just blew my mind.

I am drinking 7UP. Does that interest you?

You must be real fun at parties.
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When does the narwhale bacon?

Why... midnight of course.
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Personality.

A ship is on its way to earth and will arrive in 3-4 business days. Bring nothing with you. Wait, we heard of a video you made called "Journey Through a Cell"...bring that.

Do I bring the Fusion Chamber?

What if I told you...I am from your planet and have obtained earth internet connections and that you NEED to come back because you're the only one who still knows how to use the arc reactors?!?!?! OUR PLANET NEEDS YOU BACK TIMMY!!!!

...Carl?

Who do you think are the 5 smartest juniors?

Hmmm.... Alysja and Alex for sure. The other three? That's for history to decide.

How often do you think about your future?

A lot, lately, actually.

Why is it people name their kids a normal name, but spell it like a second grader?

Because people are having kids in seconds grade.

What was the last thing you paid for?

A short joke...

Suddenly, a wild 10 ft bamboo stick with a glove appears. What do you do?

Shake it's hand, of course, Elijah.

How long should it take to make the perfect poptart?

Toaster? 2 minutes 13 seconds. Microwave? High: for 2 seconds.

CAN YOU FIND WALDO!!!????? BECAUSE I CAN'T!!!

Of your closest friends...who is AG?

Who wants to know?

Whats it like microwaving a poptart 10 times longer than you're supposed to?

Is this seriously a reference to Journey Though the Center of a Cell? That 10 minute video is going to follow my to the grave.........

What time of day is your favorite?

Whenever this happens.

how is it so exhausting ?

Just.... uh.

Why are you so beautiful?

...me? Someone's been rubbing off on me I think.

If your life was a game, how many points would you have? Numeric values are invalid answers.

I...uh... huh?!

What's it like being friends with so many girls?

EXHAUSTING

What do you think of Alex?

Mohr?

Why do you want someone to sing in your videos? Wouldn't that just take away from your drumming?

Because SOME people (ROBYN ENLOE) need to get over their fears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One good and one bad thing about dating someone with very strong family and religious values?

Good thing? Awesome decision maker. A smart one with amazing values. Bad thing? I can't make any religion jokes around her...

Are you sexually attracted to your drumset?

That was ONE drunken night!
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Why is your Adams Apple sooooo large?!

Because I have 0.03% body muscle and fat on me, including my neck.

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