Have you ever had a near death experience?

Once. I walking into a women's bathroom at an airport once. Something died inside me that day.
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Did you ever run away from home?

Yeah. But I was excising. However, by the time I realized I was out of shape to run, it was too far to walk back.
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What is better than chocolate?

The feeling when I stop the microwave at 1 second.

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What could you do as a child that you can't do now?

Open a pickle jar (not really. I still need help)

What is your favorite sporting activity?

Burn as little calories as possible. It's a sport, trust me.

Do you prefer giving or receiving?

Taking.

What are your hobbies?

Sitting around and thinking about what hobbies I need.

Do you believe in kissing?

Is exchanging bodily fluids okay?

If 3 guys sail across the dessert in a 2 man canoe, how many sheep does it take to shingle my grandmother's roof on a hot summer wednesday evening?

The answer, sir, lies in the question.

Do you believe that each individual on Earth has a soulmate?

Life is like a puzzle. Each person on earth is a puzzle piece that only on matches with picture and shape. Even if that means biting a corner off to make it fit? Of course.

Who do you talk to on the phone most often?

Myself (I don't have a lot of friends).

Which is the funniest name you've ever heard?

Ben Dover.

What shoes did you wear today?

I don't know what shoes I wore today... because I am a MAN.

What is your least favorite beverage?

Water. But only when it is from McDonald's and I think it is Coca-Cola and my body is shocked by the taste.

Do you want to be famous?

No. Ideally, I would die and no one would realize.

Do you believe in Karma?

If I answer that, will something bad happen?

Who is the last person you met?

My reflection.

What are you addicted to?

Peeling Post-It notes off for no reason besides boredom and then pointlessly trying to stick them back on again, even though I know it won't work.

Are your family members shape-shifting-reptilian-aliens or robots? Human is not an option.

Isn't it an option though? Isn't humanity about free will? Perhaps you, sir, are the robot.

Are you an alien?

That's for history to decide.