I slammed my fingers in the collapsible bleachers.
I don’t wear contacts.
I don’t. They are magnets for terrorists.
Prove it’s unjust to a jury of your peers.
In a date? So...... a threesome?
Yeah but they survived.
The ones that are free
12. I’m the Libertarian your momma warned you about.
Unlimited orgasms and bacon.
If they can replace your ex, they can replace anyone.
Bacon rules the world.
Never ending ejaculation.
Pizza wrapped in bacon x2. One for me and one for my dogs.
I hate just as deeply as I love. Either way, I will penetrate to your heart.