Alive I hope.
Waking up to sex.
LMAO. If you have to ask, you’re more of a pervert than me.
The smell of someone smoking good cannabis.
Ever been to Walmart after midnight? What do you think?
I’m a meat popsicle.
What’s the difference?
Call Stephen Hawkings. Oh wait.
Talk to a police officer. They can get you free counseling.
They should also tell those same women that they will be judged according to their hidden intentions of using men merely for a womb fertilizer then divorcing them after the kids are out of diapers. They may never reveal their intentions, but in the end... they will be judged by their creator for creating a child for reasons of greed then depriving that child of a father as the child grows older. There’s a special place in hell for such women. If this offends you,
You’re just cruel.