Smexual

smurf smurfity smurf smurf smurfing smurf

i put it's a picture of my cock on your computer on my ipod and it has its own album called the cock album. i didn't change it to the cock album it just happened

samsonlover324
omfg

I need to call up my dawg J.K. Rowling to write 50 Shades Of Fuenciado

yo dawg

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Have you ever googled YOUR NAME

well i've never really gone completely by my name on the internet so nothing really comes up

burry mi in da bedroom ;*

can i sing u to sleep all ngith

i also put "is this penis bad enough for you" and "that girl knows how to suck a dick" it was a fun time

samsonlover324
i downloaded it's a picture of my cock on your computer and i changed the artist to justin bieber and the album to believe

Be honest, have you googled yourself?

what my twitter account or mysELF

this reminds me of the time i changed the song titles of atl songs into something different and i renamed my only one as "my only one (whore)"

samsonlover324
oMG

well if u dont eat them what do u do with the\m???

use them as pillows for my fingers

do u put ketchup on perogies

i dont think i eat those

50 Shades Of Fuenciado....

doNT

the one and only prostitute

samsonlover324
you are my only one

My hands smell good. Would you like to smell them.

what do they smell like

do you dip your fries in ketchup or do you put ketchup on fries

depends on what mood i'm in

Yes your tweets are very entertaining

thank u

"For the love of Vic's bald spot." I JSUT

HEHEH

jack will accept. i feel it. he will be the prostitute

samsonlover324
THE prostitute

Your tweets are the reason i don't go out and socialize, and i'd like to thank you for that.

are you saying that you sit on my twitter to be entertained i didn't know i was good for that

i sent that to my friend and she said "holy shit one erection" HAHA

DanNewsSurvivor
only one
Liked by: Liam Jones

how the hell did i not see that? haha

DanNewsSurvivor
idk man

Oh my GLOB

O M GLOB
Liked by: Laura :3

If you were in a room with Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black who would you shoot first.

myself

"5 guys and only 1 D? Something isn't right here" i just realized that haha

DanNewsSurvivor
heehe

Pizza Rolls or Oreos

oreos
Liked by: Laura :3

5 guys and only 1 D? Something isn't right here

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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