Would you rather have $50,000 free and clear or $150,000 that is illegal?

150,000 illegal
These auto questions are stupid

You*

Yes

Have oh ever peed sitting down

Whenever there's a new 20 featured on iFunny
Or if it's the middle of the night

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Have you ever gotten a boner in class

Yes
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Have you ever done the ying yang

Is thy like a black and white 69?
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Which nipple is your favorite

The third

What's your favorite beverage

A cup full of crushed ice then enough water to fill the spots where there's no ice
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When's the last time you pooped?

About 7 hours ago? I'm not sure actually

Did you say shit on jake Johnson's ask?

No? I didn't know he had an ask, when I talk shot I make sure people know it's me

Who was your first girlfriend?

Well when I was about 7months old I found this pebble, it was a special pebble. It had a chip on the bottom from abuse from it's pervious relationship and that's when I knew that I needed to help her poor soul and befriend her. After about a year we started to get feelings for each other and started to date, about 19 months into the relationship she started to drink and smoke meth and I told her she needed to stop and we had an intervention, she didn't want to stop and became hostile so I had to do it, I called the police and had her taken to a psych ward of a hospital for mental evaluation where she was later admitted and tested on regularly, I haven't talked to her since

Do you like anyone?

Yes

Hows football?

It's good, it's just early and long and exhausting.
We actually have Fresno state camp from Thursday until Sunday where it's going to be all football all day

OMG I love yew

Trevor welch
Get the fuck out of here
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Y u so fuckin funny

I just say what comes to my mind and feed off of other people and because I'm not funny I'm just a dick and people think I'm joking
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If it came down to it, would you suck Corey Matthews wiener?

Even if It didn't come down to it
As long as he doesn't yell "RAPE" I will suck dat dick

Why is Jose not brown

Because he bleached his skin and died his hair so he would have a better chance in life

What helps you to sleep better?

Heroine