Kelzie, go home. You're drunk.
Oh, hey Bob.
Damn, he's right.
No.
He's my younger brother.
I took a large crap on the sidewalk, and some guy said "Oh shit!" then he gave me thirty bucks, then I said "That was the easiest shit I've ever done!"
Of course. I love a good dip, especially with them.
I never have. I
Never will.
Yea, man. I live off of that shit.
I know it's you, because you won't drop the subject, now shut up.
I know who they are. They are from MGS, a series that Alan Stevens told me he liked. Stop talking to me, Alan. I'm being serious.
Fuck you.
Alright look, I will gladly be your friend, but nothing more. I'm sorry, but I love my girlfriend.
You were extremely mean to me, especially when you were dating Beau.
Okay. So explain the sudden change.
I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just wondering, because lat thing I remember, you hated my guts.
Ugh, nevermind. But seriously, why are you saying that?
Look, just message me.
Well, thank you. I'm flattered, but I happen to have a girlfriend.
Okay, so let me just ask on here. Why would you say that?
Okay, message me, like right now. FB.
That isn't a question, Zach.
Sorry that I have no shell, alright? I'm sorry that I'm DIFFERENT.
That is not a question.
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