May I put teapot under my pillow?

Nah dawg

On a scale of 1 to 10 how “cool” are you?

Probs like a 100

Are you a better person than a year ago?

Yuh

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Meet me behind Lupita's

Idk wtf that is

would you rather: Shoot icyhot up your urethra once a week for 2 years, OR cut off your right hand?

I'm good with my left so I'd rather cut off my right

I want to squirt my HIV liquid all over you

Oookay

Would you rather have white hair or no hair?

I have ginger hair what's worse than that?

Are you and Carly together?

Why don't you fuck off and mind your business
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What holiday gift would make you really happy?

Death

Do you still love Carly

Yeah
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Have you ever played tennis?

Tonsil tennis
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What do you like to have for breakfast?

Sex

What is the best thing to do on a first date?

Rail

Who is your favorite sports icon (past or present)?

Me
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Where is the best place for a vacation?

Inside my pants

If you had more money than you ever need, would you give it away?

Hell yeah to charity and shit

Do you sing in the shower? What kind of songs?

I jus hit it wit my freestyles yo
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Why do zombies like brain so much?

Why do I like brain so much??

What is your biggest regret?

Ha....
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Post a picture of your favorite celebrity!

how does that fire feel on your crotch?

Warm as fuck thanks for asking

She's just going to keep screwing you over everyone can see it but you

Yeah but she makes me so happy so I'll get over it
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Tbh- I don't hate you and you're really funny!

That's good to know cause I don't hate you either and you're pretty funny yourself

Are you and Carly together?

Let's just say its complicated

Do you believe in horoscopes?

In some ways

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