What are the 5 important things you would include in your things-to-do list?
Meet leaders of every religion, go to every capital of every country, do the london marathon, help raise money for charity and make my own album
hi. its @iadmirergrande and i'm a porn star. i'm searching for some girls for a gangbang. you want to be in? =)
I am not a girl hahaha
You still offering sex?
If you want
What's more valuable, brains or beauty?
Can you buy them? 0_o
If you could be half man half animal, which animal would you choose?
Horse
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
Tell people I have depression :(
Are you depressed still?
-_- no they made a cure
Which quality in a man do you dislike the most?
If I keep getting this question I will make up an answer
Which do you think is more important: following the dreams your parents want for you or following your own dreams?
Following your own :)
Please?
Sure *sex
You still offering sex?
Nope, shops closed sorry
Omg really, sex?
Aw sure XD
One day a slut was applying for a job
The man askes for any former jobs
She says; I am a slut
The man replys; We can't accept sluts, do you have any other former jobs
slut; I am a chicken farmer
man then says; how can a whore be a chicken farmer
slut says; I raised over 1000 cocks last year
- madden
xD nice madden
Im reading them, its like the hell are they thinking
What you mean they are just being friendly
What are they asking you? haha
Haha all sorts
well then youre right, it affects the performance ;)
Yepp
haha I was not even talking about sex :) oh men ;)
Thats ok you are now ;)
don´t you drink alcohol ?
Nope but I can have sex, anyways it affects the performance
do you like beer ?
I dont need beer!
A dick is like comet, it will forever be bust
Yeah and hopefully it comes into contact with Uranus
AH MY VAGINA IS A HOME TO GOBBLINS, GET 'EM OUT OF ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dont worry madam, aw wait I slay trolls not goblins XD