Everyone can fly, bro. Even you.
Yes, I can.
No, I'm no bunny person and I don't ask anyone for likes.
I didn't ask for shitty likes. Go fuck yourself.
How you doin'?
Some celebrity. She's my girlfriend, but she doesn't know I'm her boyfriend yet. Lel.
Looking for a zombie apocalypse survival partner.
How you doin'?
I wouldn't.
Mentally dating a celebrity that doesn't know I exist.