I ship you and your gf so much................. Just kidding you guys are honestly the worst couple and her smile is ugly and she's a whore. You are too cocky and you think you're in love with her but about a month ago you said bad stuff about her. You guys won't last.
How about you shut the fuck up because we are pretty fucking cute! And she means more to me than I could ever describe. She is not even close to a whore and her smile is the most important thing to me. I love her and she loves me. Our relationship doesn't need your approval. So how about you mind your own business, or I'll invite all the neighbor hood kids over to light you on fire and whack you with sticks (: