WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO OWN A RAINBOW-COLORED DONKEY THAT POOPS ANTIOXIDANTS THAT CAN GIVE ME INVINCIBILITY. What do you want?
When I grow up I want one direction.. But ill settle for the donkey
My 17yr old son can tie his shoe still. I've been tying them all this time. I'd show him a video on youtube but he can't operate a computer either? Should I be concerned?
Get him velcro shoes. My work here is done
Remember that boy with da cray hair? Haha
Watchu be talkin bout
CLOOOOSE THE LIIIGHT
LEAVEEE MY HOUSEHOLD
Can you plz close the light?
NO SHUSH
Boobies are funny looking
Arent they?
Vajayjay.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ... But thats not a question
Awk cuz that was Samiraaaa :P or was it Holly? Jk idk who dat gurl be.
WOAH. WOAH. HAY SAM SAM
CAN YOU FEEL ME WATCHING YOU INTENTLY?
YEAH I CAN STOP IT HURTS.. Well that came out provocatively
COOK STORY BRO TELL IT AGAIN?
I DONT COOK STORIES SORRY YEW GOT THE WRONG SEXY BEAST
SHE RATCHET BOII. COME AT ME BRAH. BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
OMFG IF THIS IS HOLLY SHUT YO SMART VAGINA
Rat-chet. Teehee
Heh heh yeah
Pug life?
DAMN RIGHT
What number is between 6 and 7?
Bleen
Lalalalalala <- vat song iz zis?
My but by kiss it
Do you feel me watching you?
When you were in kindergarten, did your teacher pull out all of your lose teeth?
Did you "bite the bullet"?
Roughly how soon will pigs fly?
Who's your fave pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
Yep I can feel it oh yeah. I didnt let that peasent near my beautiful pearls so no. Yes I have bitten the bullet and it tasted like CHIKKENN. Pigs will fly when I get a boyfriend HAHA GOOD LUCK YA LITTLE SWINES. My favorite pony from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is the cool one with the latino twist.. Ive never watched MLP SORRY
If you could marry any disney character, who would you marry?
Definitely mike wazowski. His eye is mesmorizing
What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
A quite large lady have explosive diarhea in the middle of a subway. ONCE YOU SEE THAT MAN YOU CHANGE
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED...
ON THE PLAYGROUND WHERE I SPEND MOST OF MY DAYS
Are you a better talker or listener?
Actually I feel like when I talk nobody really listens, so definitely listener