Used be bullied for looking ugly and geeky. Who’s ugly now bitch?
Kabhi staif ke ilawa bhi question kar liya karein, I won’t mind 😂
Adi you are sooo smart, mama will be proud of you+1 answer in: “What makes you embarrassed?”
I’m so bored I wanna kidnap someone
The one billion dollars you want*
Yaar is there a way you can pee without getting out of your blanket?
Is that you thinking about me? Cute
Jutt hain jee, ghussa toh kareinge
Funny how my mind be running all the time, but will become unresponsive to questions like these
Do you wanna lose your sleep for a couple of days?
Feel tab karon na when I care about satisfying them. I ain’t no people pleaser
Apnay bachay ka yehi naam rakhna
When she opens... the door for me
Thanks for tripping me over so I could learn to walk carefully. Par haath pakar ke support bhi toh kar sakti thi na? Dayan, keeray parein tujhe, karma tujhe bilkul na choray, churail!
Civic, gets you girls apparently
Ryan Reynolds needs to hire me to write his scripts for Deadpool
I’m a Dory, I don’t remember shit
Yaar yeh 20 saal ke baad sab ki life aisi manhoos hoti hai ya hum pe kuch khaas karam hua hai
Damn I almost forgot I was sitting at a job interview
I’d have to use my imagination then innit. Ahem
Na karo, feminists will come at you any time now
Life no go to gym. Always saying agle maheenay se gym jaon ga :(
Uss google pe bharosa nai karna chahye jo wesay hi kehta hai apko cancer hai. Apko coronavirus bhi aisay hi hojayega
I hope you get what you want
Aw thank you love! Bless ♥️