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How do you like to start your morning?

I don't like starting my morning.
...Oh well, I guess I'll just lie in bed staring into my laptop and praying for the tiredness to go away so I can get ready for whatever. It never really does to any great extent though

Where would you wish to wake up tomorrow?

In the loving arms of LB!Mio, KS!Hanako or Hoshimemo!Yume... Maybe.
Preferably in my own bed though.

What would you like to see mankind achieve within your lifetime?

Ubiquitous high-speed very-low-latency wireless internet. Like, I want 5ms maximum no matter where you are, so we can avoid all the interpolation bullshit that plagues stuff like bf3.
World peace.
Space elevator.
Vita emulator.

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Are you 100% certain of something?

Cogito ergo sum. (*checks up criticisms on wikipedia* *nah I'm still pretty fine with it*)
Otherwise? Nope. Could be a brain in a vat.

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Depends on perspective.
Of "chickens" and "eggs" as designs in nature, I'm fairly sure eggs came first.
If you mean "chicken" and "chicken egg", then an evolutionary perspective would arguably minorly favor the chicken egg... though you could argue that it wasn't really a /chicken/ egg before it was fertilized, I guess?
You run into a lot of trouble with defining what a chicken /is/, eventually: is the thing inside the fertilized egg a chicken as soon as the DNA fusion and all is done? Can the chicken be said to exist as a concept if a chicken sperm and chicken egg both exist, but have not yet melded?
These all assume we're interested in what happens inside the proto-hen, of course.
Perhaps the most interesting answer would be that the question is a misnomer: if a chicken egg exists, it has a chicken fetus inside it; thus, they must have both come at the same time.
tl;dr pretty much either neither or the egg

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Shall we look for love, wait for love or forget totally about it?

Personal philosophy on this right now is to forget about it; at the very least, I will not spend time looking. I have enough things complicating my life already, and honestly given my rather decrepit state IRL it's probably not a good time anyway. 'Sides, not like it won't happen spontaneously lol.
You might be in a different situation, and in that case your optimal priority for love is likely to be different. Use your head and/or ask me and receive a theoretical answer with no real basis in reality~

do you believe in fate?

Given my atheism I don't believe in any divinely inferenced fate, so that's out.
Given how quantum physics is such weird, I can't really believe in everything being deterministic yet.
So I pretty much don't believe in fate, nope. Hell, even if things really are deterministic, it doesn't really matter because nobody's going to make laplace's demon a reality any time soon.

Ren > Mare? (I hope steve never reads this)

Let me see, one is a semi-retarded tsundere and one is a mischievous yet warm-hearted, devoted girl. I think the answer is obvious here.

why u so qt?

b-but I'm not cute... I'm not even kidding, I'd post my current look but the unmitigated neckbeard would be traumatizing

Where is my bread? ;u;

if there was a context to this question I've forgotten it by now (how could I miss this for 19 days?).
Anyway, your bread is concealed in a secret cave in the Land of a Hundred Torments. You're pretty much SOL.

Ur gay Zakapuss

I'm assuming you're good old Dr. Kleiner-weiner? Sadly that wasn't a question, you should probably try again :(

What’s one mistake you keep repeating?

Checking my TL as I wake up before work, taking so much time to finish it that I will inevitably get late, skipping work due to this

If you could learn a new skill today, what would it be?

The ability to fall asleep instantly then sleep for as long as I like. Alternatively the ability to never get tired from lack of sleep.

What do you prefer: School swimsuit or gym clothes? Western maid uniform or Japanese maid uniform?

1. Probably gym clothes, assuming the swimsuit is a one-piece as any reasonable school swimsuit would be. I don't really like one-pieces.
2. There is a difference? Supply pics and ask again please.

Have you ever been abroad? Which countries have you visited?

Many times, pretty much at least once per year for like ten or more years now. No, I'm not kidding.
We have a family tradition where we clear out of the house for a one-month vacation each Summer. We stow a tent and a ridiculous amount of baggage into our car, then drive from camping-place to camping-place. We usually don't stay all that long at any single one, so we'll probably see seven to ten or more places each trip --
Wait, I forgot a crucial detail here.
The reason these trips are international is that we generally get out of the country quickly. A few times, we've used the Sweden-Denmark bridge connection; these days, we take a boat from I think Gothenburg to Kiel, getting us to Germany with an admirable lack of fuss.
After we get to Germany we generally rush down to France, because the weather in Germany is consistently shitty. Things haven't always been this formulaic in the past though, and for one vacation, we instead took the boat to Poland. yes, Poland. Holy fuck things were cheap there, we ate out every day. With our usual wandering spirit, we eventually made our way down to Croatia...
At this point I would be remiss to point out that we've also spent a more "traditional" one-week holiday on Crete, which happens to be an island belonging to Greece. Oh, and we took a one-week trip to Cape Verde as well... Both by air.
So how many countries have I been in, beside Sweden? Hmm... From what I know, Norway, Denmark, Finland, Germany, France, Spain, Andorra, Poland, Greece, Cape Verde, Poland, I think both Slovakia and the Czech Republic, Croatia...
...*pulls up map* HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T MENTALLY REALIZE POLAND WAS THERE I THOUGHT IT WAS MORE NORTH AND RIGHT SOMEHOW WHICH IS SILLY BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S CLOSE TO GERMANY BUT THOSE TWO DISPARATE IDEAS NEVER CLICKED SOMEHOW THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.
Looking at the map... I'm not sure which of Austria and Hungary we passed through to get to Croatia, and whether we dipped into Slovenia or not.
Anyway that makes up around 15 countries, it seems. Decent list? I could add that my parents visited Russia after I was conceived as well, not sure how far in my mum was...
Random extra: My mum is the family's only driver.

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Do you drink alcoholic beverages? If so, how often and which one is your favorite?

Not all that often. Beer is ok, cuba libres are pretty good (I prefer them with dark rum). Gin & tonics work pretty well for me too. Probably the best alcoholic thing I've drunk was a white wine, have no clue what it was called, was a free drink at a stand-up night in Stockholm. In general, white wines from Alsace have potential, sparkling ones (aka champagne not from champagne) especially in my experience.

What did you get me for X-mas?

I DON'T BELIEVE IN SHOWING AFFECTION ON SPECIFIC DATES WAIT THAT'S FOR VALENTINE'S DAY AND ALSO A LIE BECAUSE I TOTALLY ENJOY THAT SORT OF THING
so basically nothing, I don't even know who you are

Would you die for someone you love?

As creepy as the answer might be, depends on my mood at the time. I tend to very in my opinions to just about everything emotional that way. It's also a bit difficult to quantify who of two people will have the biggest problems with survivor's guilt, to be honest.

socks or pantsu?

Tricky question. I'd prefer for the pantsu to be off rather than the socks in a picture, but if we're talking which one I would prefer to see pictured if I had but one choice, I would most definitely pick the pantsu. Granted, I think those multicolored striped sucks can be quite cute. Socks don't really specify zettai ryouiki, so can't go at it from that angle either.

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