I know what you did last summer.

I do too. I wish I could go do some of those things again.

Marry me?

I don't know who yo- Okay.

hi

mornin

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Pick one person in your life and describe them in the deepest detail you can, without revealing their name.

Mary Manuel
str8 sssswaggy

Moo (this is part of the knock knock joke)

come in at your leisure.

;-;

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Who's there?

knock knock

I didn't know you could yodel.

And 6 small payments of 34.95 plus s+h.

hot

I can improve your flexibility in 5 easy steps.

You just need my ssn and 3 forms of id right?

I can help with that.

HOT

No, it will. ;)

i dunno dawg im not very flexible

Watch you suck your dick.

You can watch me try it will only provide laughter and no arousal I can guarantee you this.

I am you and you are me and we are all together.

ou can't misquote that song its jsut don't please stop ur bad

can i watch?

watch what?

Hot. ;o

It's cause of the way I push my nose up huh?

No, I'll only do it for pizza. And by pizza I mean your dick. I'll suck your dick for your dick.

I'll return th favour and also suck my dick

Woah dawg, hop off.

WOAH WHO IS THIS WHY ARE YOU ME

Why are you so rude to your questioners?

im sorry bb u kno i luvu

I'll suck your dick for some pizza.

You'll also do it for free or for rp

Are you biffle faithful?

Shut up nerd

How would you feel if I were to eat you out at te 5oh and ven ice you over hurr ?

but i have to eat out jake at the 5 oh

How do you feel about your friends that are most closest to you, how many of them are there? Are you gay cuz I don't like you.

I have an organized group of friends that I hang out with regularly. There's conflict among us constantly, but we all hate to love and love to hate each other. We're all a bunch of passive aggressive assholes and we don't know how to get along. We're like the Venetia Fair in the sense that I feel like I'm a 12 year old that's been hired to babysit a bunch of 12 year olds and is doing a bad job, even for a 12 year old. I love them. I'm not THat gay, dudemanbro.

Will you be sad if I die?

Yes. Regardless of who you are. If you have access to my ask, I must know you somehow, and everyone I know has played a very important part in my life. You should put effort into not dying. I love you.

Are you secretly an imposter but deep down you're really Lulu

Mary Manuel
No I wish I was Lulu she has such a sunny disposition on everything.

Why are you miserable?

Cause a lot of stuff just isn't working out for me. This month, I've lost a girlfriend of over a year and one of my best friends. But I'm a straight white male in America. I've got all the luck I need.
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