How are you? Honestly.

I'M FUCKING MISERABLE THANKS FOR ASKING

If you had to bang one, Ryan Gosling or Peter Silberman?

Peter. I don't find Ryan Gosling attractive.

farts?

No thanks I packed my own lunch

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Since some else asked it, I will as well. Why does everyone hate me? You've just become the ask.fm guru i think -Cael

I honestly don't know anyone who hates you. You seem to have a really great reputation as a good friend among the people who know the both of us.

Why does everyone hate me?

It depends on who you are. Gimme a name and I'll tell you if/why people hate you if I think they do or if I do.

;0

*sips juicebox and sets it down* Yes, I am ready for a sex now.
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the booty question was what you did right dingus fuq

oh okay

correct

what did i answer correctly I forgot

Send me nudes.

I'm gonna need 3 forms of identification, your ssn, and an address to send them to. Please allow between 3-5 business days for delivery.

did you drown in the booty

no i almost drowned in her pussy so i swam to the booty

Yiff me?

Hot. I mean gross. Okay.

yo that guy axel is RLY hot u know like do you agree he's like SOOOOO dreamy

Many agreeances even though that's not a word he's such a fucking qt

Are you in love?

I do not believe so since if I fall in love I'll fuck up at least 27 lives including mine and the hypothetical person I'd be in love with and I don't think I've been fucking up quite THAT HARD.

Go in dry?

You're just setting the whole village up for an unpleasant time.

are you a bromosexual

No, I'm just a bromosensual.

What's your favorite race of person?

I guess my closest friends tend to be white, but I don't really prefer any race over another sorry Axel

I'm sure if he asked me to cuddle, I'd say yes.

Wait, who? Oh, Voyboy? I would too, dawg. Like dang. He's freaking cute.

I'm sorry we have different taste in men. ;-; You can't just replace me.

The young Voyboy tho. You can't just not cuddle that shit.

ass or tits?

bootie

can i be your new biffle?

that depends on who you are

Who's your biffle?

She WOULDN'T EVEN CUDDLE VOYBOY SO I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS

If Axel lived in CA, I'd date the fuck out of him. Ya, dig?

I feel ya, dawg. I. Feel. Ya.

Maybe I'll found out.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS?

I dunno why you're shouting at me but I didn't get the nickname "Small Peepee" for nothing you feel me?

Sure. Suck my dick.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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