Kloa 😎

Danke

Bist du die Uschi Glas ??

Nein

Nein, aber wenn du mich verletzt oder weh tust, schneidest du dich wie an Glas. ☺️

Ja

Na

Ne

Bist du da Thomas Gottschalk?

You asked if I'm okay, but not because you're worried, but because you felt obliged to do so after I've messaged you first.
Would you have ever asked if I didn't message you first?
Would you even care?
Did you even remember my existence?

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I think all of these only have one answer - no.