What is the secret to a happy life?

skooma. skooma. skooma. no Azkaban. skooma.

What can totally impress you?

Eh... managin' ta keep me from my skooma does the trick... but it ain't bloody easy an' more'n a tad dangerous.

What are the most comfortable shoes?

them one's what're sof' an' flexible. Waterproof too, if I 'member right. What're them called? Mocc'sins?

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Is there anyone in your life... or bed?

Bed? Don' 'ave one. Got all I need in my couch. Much better'n any bed, any 'ow... an' it don' leave room for any'un ta come tryin'a stick 'round longer'n there needed. Life? Nah, don' know tha' 'm gonna ever try an' get tha' far, ta be honest.

What are you addicted to?

Skooma. An' if ya ain't 'eard a' it then ya should be shot. Damn good for gettin' a buzz.

Which is your favorite TV show?

Ain't that some muggle thin'? I don' 'ave nothin' ta do with it. || mine (as a muggle) is Merlin.

What have you been thinking about lately?

Skooma mainly, though there's been a recurrin' wench runnin' rampant.

What will the future be like?

full stomach an' scotch free a' all thin's Azkaban

If you could be half man half animal, which animal would you choose?

Why'n earth would I wanna be a half-breed? Dealin' with Greyback's "condition" is damn 'ard enough withou' 'avin' ta' worry 'bout my own.

Do you honestly believe a woman's place is in the kitchen, or is it all some ridiculous act?

Renée LeBeau
Yes, a woman's place is definitely 'n the question. Yer kind 'r good for few thin's 'n they tend ta' revolve 'round the kitchen.

At what age do you consider someone old?

When they either loose their 'air 'r star' goin' grey.

What foreign language would you like to learn?

Don' really see the point in learnin' another language. But s'pose French'd be interestin' 'nough.

If you were to win $10 million, what would you do with all that money?

Won' be tellin' ya' that. If I get 10 mill' ya' can expect me not ta' be hangin' round tha' God forsaken camp any longer'n I have ta'.

If you could meet a famous person, whom would you like to meet?

Potter. Snatch 'im an' I have it made. Scotch free.

How do you get the last news?

Daily report, ya' dingbat. 'Ow the hell else am I s'posed ta' get it?

Do you think that money can buy love?

If ya' have the cash why ya' wastin' it on somethin' like love? Damn stupid if ya' askin' me.

Which movies or books have made a big impact on you?

Once read a book 'bout a whale eatin' a man 'ole... or was tha' in the Prophet? Can' remember.

What is your favorite social networking site?

Social networkin' site? Whaddyou mean social networkin' site? The damn 'ell is that? || Mine (the muggle) is twitter, but Jax (as a wizard) doesn't know a damn thing about social networking.

What is one awesome food from your country you think everyone should try?

Pasties (pah-stees, not feckin' pay-sties); damn delicious meat pies cooked golden brown. Flaky, buttery crust, smothered in gravy, pound a' beef. Delicious.