Sounds like a you problem

Saansein tou yehi batarahu hein

Yaar khuda ka wasta hai sojao

90% of my life consists of bhand aur baaki Ka 10% wo hai Jo mein sone mein guzarti hun

Ab bhi aye ho tou ehsan tumhara lekin
Wo qayamat jo guzarni thi guzar bhi gayi kabki

Ask has changed so much

Kya arman lekr aye thay uni lekin Ridhima nahi mili

Me: *asks everybody if I have gotten fat*
Me when somebody replies in the affirmative: mind your own business understand?

Your religion is what you do when the prayer is over.

Hey, no