Which male celebrity do you wish was your brother?

what an odd question

Roller coasters or water slides?

roller coasters. water slides give the ultimate wedgie

Make an anagram out of your name!

a what

Which sandwich topping would you be and why?

cheese because im cheesy and i like cheese

Do you believe that global peace is attainable?

as long as everyone is different, no. but we can at least try to come to an agreement

@theyloveearii asks, "Have you ever eaten glue or a crayon or anything strange?”

i ate the majority of a Twinkie flavored chapstick in 1st grade. i spat/threw it all up in the trash can. poor lil me wasn't savage enough

What is the best way to express your love to someone?

comfort them during fits of anxiety

@itstaytayxx asks, "What drives you crazy mad?”

when i become aware of the eating noises people are making

@carlyincontro asks, "Would you rather sneeze glitter or cough confetti?”

sneeze glitter

@parenttrapfan asks, "What is your favorite way to make an egg?”

scrambled

@markaaay asks, "What's your favorite food?”

*sweats*

@alexernst asks, "What is your favorite romance movie?"

50 first dates is one of my favorites

@regaljoe asks, "What item from your childhood do you wish you could find again?"

either my first tiny ham ham toy of Bijou from hamtaro, this really cute redheaded doll i had with a polka-dotted dress, or that giant Woody doll i had. i think bijou may have been flushed down a toilet and the other two were probably given away without my knowledge

@eringilfoy asks, "What are some of your guilty pleasures?"

the twilight series, titanic, dirty dancing, overrated films/music from the 80s, etc

@owenxlang asks, "What's your favorite accessory?"

my attitude

@GingerWesson asks, “Are you a cat person or a dog person?"

i think i'm a dog person. however, i am regaining a liking for cats. idk. kinda depends on their personality

@Juliapricemusic asks, "What was the worst date of your life?"

i've never been on a date but i was ditched on new year's eve by my ex one time. that sucked equally as much as a bad date

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

"my man" and "my dude"

What kind of place do you think is ideal for the first date? Why do you think so?

i havent even been on a date

Post a GIF that matches your current mood?

the one of ron swanson in full winter attire looking pissed off

Pancakes or waffles?

waffles

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?

that we were wealthier. just so that my parents could stress less about financial stability and i could stress less about inability to pay for college without the assistance of loans, scholarships, etc.

Whose brain would you want to live in for a day?

bjork's

Who's your favorite athlete?

serena williams. i dont follow her at all i just know she's baller.

If you had to lose a sense, which would it be?

the sixth sense

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