Um no bc I like meat too much im sorry but like chicken is actually a staple food in my diet
SINCE AMIRITE EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL
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THERE'S ONLY 4 PEOPLE LEFT IN THE WORLD. EVERYTHING ELSE WAS WIPED OUT. YOU'RE ON AN ISLAND WITH 3 MEN. A BLACK MAN, WHITE MAN AND ASIAN MAN. WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE TO CONSUMMATE WITH
none bc I will turn into a mermaid and live in the sea!!!!!
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"Yes.."
"Good, mine too, I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."
LOOOOOOL OKAY THIS ONE KILLED ME
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of tree it'll kill you? A pool table
kfmksnfnlLMFAO
Q: Why does a flamingo only stand on one leg?
A: Because if it didn't stand on any, it'd fall over
I'm actually crying tears of laughter rn
I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.