@anaisha6

Anaisha Patel

Nope, why did the chicken cross the road?

The following could be the answers:-
1. YOLO
2. Rlife
3. God was on the other side
4. He was a rebel and so he didn't give a shit about the traffic rules.
5. If he didn't no one would ever ask why he did.(the world would be a better place if the chicken just stayed in the farm and screwed the hens so the farmer could sell the eggs)
6. Maybe he didn't want to screw hens anymore.
7. He was looking for peter griffin. (Family guy fans would understand why)
8. He came to know that Justin Bieber was coming to perform in his city and so he tried running away.
9. He saw the anaconda video and became suicidal.
PS:- while the chicken was crossing the road he got hit by a truck and died. RIP. End of discussion.
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Yeayyy I have a job now! Thank you ask.fm.

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Mostly everyday is leg day. But tomorrow dad is making boneless chicken so no legs :(

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I'd turn. It's offensive to back someone while they're talking.

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