My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me, "We should have sex while my sister isn't home". I immediately got up and turned around to head back to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, she hugged me and said, "You've won my trust". Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car. :D ;p
A 70 year old man went for a Sperm Test. The Doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm. The next day, the man came with the empty bottle & said he tried with his left hand then right hand. Then his wife tried with her left hand & right hand. Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands & mouth. Then the neighbor's wife & daughter tried the same way..but could not open the damn Bottle....!! . . . Hey🙃
I'm holdin on, Why is everything so heavy. Holdin on, To so much more than I can carry. I keep dragging around what's bringin me down If I just let go, I'd be set free.
Dill k ache hain. Chiknay bhi hain! Part time photography ka kaam start kr den. Bss wo Hania k qareeb hone ki koshish krte hue bilkul ache ni lg rhe! 😂😂😂😂