Do you miss anyone right now?

no!
I don't have to miss anyone right now XD

*shivers, wrapping his arms around Alfred's neck as his face quickly heats up* N-Nnh...! *he attempts to fight for dominance with his tongue*

Arthur Kirkland
*suddenly leaves Arthur's lips for a gasp* I-I assumed if you were just too embarrassed, you'd be embarrassment-proof...*he chuckles and rests his head on his lover's shoulder* am I right?

如果只能留下一本书,您希望是哪本书?

一定是《圣经》,NIV版。

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top or bottom?

it's really not a question as long as you get the right person on your bed.
or sofa, or...whatever you like. just enjoy! XD

*he blushes darkly from the sudden action, gulping down the wine with half-lidded eyes* M-Mmph... *his mouth is opened slightly to allow entrance*

Arthur Kirkland
*invitation accepted. he slowly licks Arthur's lips and teeth, tasting them, then glides deeper, enjoying the dance with the other eager tongue. his hands climb up his shoulders*

Can you recommend anything to read?

the Constitution.
lol
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如果您有能力购买任何汽车,您会选择哪一款?

Hummer H3x
我猜我只能想办法弄一辆二手的了,老天,这么好的牌子却倒闭了。

Y-You think so? *rubs the back of his neck, staring off to the opposite direction* (Maybe if I get drunk again, it'll help me get rid of the butterflies in my stomach...) If that's all right, I'll go get some.

Arthur Kirkland
*he falls on his knees, then he takes a sip from his own glass. slowly but firmly, he presses his lips on Arthur's, feeding him with the wine*

如果米团表示他要和眉兔结婚(不和你住一起哦),你会...?

团子和兔子?跨越种族的恋爱?哈哈〜我会祝福它们的。
不过等等,我不会同意让它们睡在街上。它可以把那只兔子带回家,我想再养一只兔子也没什么麻烦的=D
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What can spoil your day?

/embarrassment/
-in every means.

*bites his lower lip, nervously glancing around* It's embarassing when you're so close like this...

you just kissed me in front of the whole bar and you feel /embarrassing/ now? oh, Arthur...*blinks with surprise, then stands up* well, er, would you like more wine? -that may help you to relax.

*he flinches slightly, surprised by the American's actions* A... Alfred...? *lowers his gaze down to their feet, his face flushed red* ...

Arthur Kirkland
*rises himself and sit up straight. gently cups Arthur's face with his hands so they could see each other's eyes* yes, my darling?

What is the most played song in your music library?

The Stars-Spangled Banners
LOL I'm joking
it's Gould's Goldberg Variations. I loop it when I have sleep troubles :P

Cheers.~ *clinks his glass against Alfred's before taking a sip* ... Mm~ It tastes wonderful. *he licks his lips with pleasure*

Arthur Kirkland
uh-huh. *caresses Arthur's neck with his nose. breathes slowly and tastes this fragrant smell rather than his wine*

*mumbles quietly to himself* Mm, you're right... *he takes his glass* Thank you. Ah, hey, is this fine? *he selects a bit of a slow song*

Arthur Kirkland
wonderful choice. *drops on the sofa and places his head on Arthur's shoulder* cheers?

给段子点一万个赞XDDDDDD!各种Xover梗都太可爱啦!替北欧人和荷兰人揉揉膝盖,以及为技术宅本田干杯【no

弥撒
[[ bot:什么你不觉得弗朗吉才是真膝盖中箭吗?我本来想让他打扮成安托万的,但亚瑟有一句台词找不到地方塞进去:"哦,不,我更希望他留在这身裙子里。"⋯⋯丁先森和霍先森那都是正常状态吧www ]]

*a slight smile suddenly appears on his face* Might be a bit cliche, but I think you'd already know what I'd choose.~ *he scrolls through the list of songs* Some wine, please.

Arthur Kirkland
*holding two glasses* I'd appreciate if you say it out loud....your wine, dearest.

最近听过的一首歌是?

(本来想留到亚蒂放了歌再答,不过现在看来这歌放不放得成都悬了……还是赶紧回答得了QwQ)
itunes告诉我是blowing in the wind =D

What's a phrase you use often?

I won't take /no/ for an answer =D

Thank you. *sits down, crossing his legs as he sets the laptop in front of him* Or what...? Sorry, love, I couldn't hear you. *he turns his gaze away from the screen to look at Alfred*

Arthur Kirkland
nothing. *he flushes as flame* ...just the old joke, you know, 'would you like this, that, or /me/'...it's stupid. *buries his head in the fridge* anyway, beer or wine?

谢谢你的段子——那真是棒极了;D 我也好想看路德穿着愚蠢的松鼠套装ww

[[ bot:不嫌弃就好,它已经疯长成短打的篇幅了QwQ
我比较想看他深情款款抱着一颗橡树子跳舞的样子,你懂的,就像冰河3那样XD]]

*follows him inside, his eyes darting everywhere* So this is your house... -Looks off to the side, his face tinted pink- It's rather nice, actually.

Arthur Kirkland
make yourself at home, darling. *takes off his jacket and grabs something from the sofa* -here, my laptop, I have over 1000 songs on my itunes. *plants a kiss on Arthur's cheek* would you like something to drink? beer? wine? or...m...

哇居然中了!;D 關鍵字:松鼠,緊身衣,吊襪帶 可以和美隊xover 中之人加油XDD

久等了☆~[>]ω[∂]
各种胡诌,请别介意☆
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“嘿,你看起来真不错。”阿尔弗雷德快活地冲他打招呼,“让我猜猜——你是中世纪的什么人,对吗?”
“实际上,这件斗篷曾经属于20世纪的一位爵士。”亚瑟摘下装饰着大团鸵鸟毛的帽子,优雅地行了个礼。“日安,嘉德骑士(Knight of the Garter)在此,乐意为您效劳。”
阿尔看起来憋笑憋得非常辛苦:“我没听错吧?吊袜带骑士?(所以说你腿上那根东西是——)”
“Honi soit qui mal y pense.”亚瑟平静地回答。“‘心怀邪念者可耻’,骑士团的箴言。”
阿尔眨了眨眼,“好吧,骑士大人。”他带亚瑟走到吧台边上,“要不要来杯啤酒?我按白宫的方子酿了好多。”
“非常感谢,上尉。”亚瑟接过酒。阿尔伸出两根指头在额前划了一下,转身去招呼别人了。他的肩膀在盾牌下面剧烈颤抖,亚瑟都要担心他是不是会笑抽过去。
他呷了口酒,随意打量了一圈。今年的万圣派对比往常还要热闹,所有人都卯足了劲儿打扮自己——弗朗西斯甚至戴上了一顶高耸入云的洛可可式假发,让人直想起玛丽·安托瓦内特。也难怪——阿尔的万圣派对有个整人传统,每年选出两个装扮最差的人,让他们穿上夸张的套头装跳开场舞。亚瑟穿过一次紫色天线宝宝的,那其实棒透了,因为他喝了足够多的香槟,而且穿着黄色天线宝宝套装的搭档面如死灰的模样实在有趣,现在想起来还让人很愉快。
所以他并不介意阿尔对着一根袜带偷乐到要用心脏急救箱的地步。
一般来说亚瑟不会为了躲避这类尴尬而费心准备万圣服装,但这次是个例外……这次的蠢套装是冰河世纪里那只长着可笑门牙的松鼠,而且只有一件,被选中的倒霉鬼得抱着一颗巨大的橡树子跳探戈。亚瑟知道这件事之后立刻丢掉了准备好的猎鹿帽和烟斗,翻箱倒柜地找齐了全套礼服。他很走运,在上飞机前把一切都打点妥当,体面得都能直接走进圣乔治礼拜堂。
“嘿,你来了。”马修举着一个空杯子走过来,他只穿了一身普通的三件套,在一群奇装异服里显得格外古怪,“呃——柯克兰爵士?这些不会都是真品吧?”他盯着亚瑟的领环和勋章,惊讶地问道。
“有位好心的老爵士把它们留给了我,他知道我没办法正式受勋。”亚瑟抚摸了一下天鹅绒斗篷。他帮马修倒上饮料,“我还以为你会和阿尔弗雷德一起扮成什么超级英雄。”
马修痛苦地叹了口气,“别提了,我本来答应当他的巴基,但有人比我更热爱这个角色。”他带亚瑟去看放在角落里的一只笼子。宠物熊闷闷不乐地趴在里面啃苹果,它身上套着一件撕得破破烂烂的蓝上衣。马修弯下身,扶起倒在一旁的牌子。亚瑟定睛一看,上面写着:“我是坏熊熊。我毁掉了主人的衣服。但我太太太太太喜欢巴基了❤”
“真不走运。”亚瑟同情地看看白熊又看看马修,“你现在是谁?”
“就是那个‘谁’,”马修咧嘴一笑,“Doctor Who。”
亚瑟的目光在他好像被风吹走一半似的头发上徘徊了一会儿,最后他决定说:“领结很可爱。”
“多谢安慰。”马修耸了耸肩,“不过和那身花花绿绿的制服比起来,松鼠也不是很蠢……不过,我跟阿尔说了,如果他今天做得太过分,我就把巴基熊放出来。”
亚瑟忽然意识到,阿尔从刚才开始就一直在和那群北欧人闲聊,他想做的恐怕不只是说服丁马克放下头发再举起一把锤子那么简单。
“所以他准备让谁当松鼠?”亚瑟勾起一边嘴角,随意地问。
“路德维希。”
德国人穿着一身整整齐齐的黄裤子、黄马甲、蓝上衣和长筒靴。如果他能在脑袋上粘把手枪,阿尔恐怕就得再找别人了……亚瑟环顾四周,有些遗憾地发现路德、马修和自己是衣着最普通的三个人,于是他迅速拿定了主意。
“我们去投票吧,好吗?”他愉快地对马修说。
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当阿尔终于有时间在吧台前休息一下的时候,他几乎已经说不出话了。亚瑟看见他吐着舌头指了指喉咙,便好心地扭开一瓶Canada Dry递过去。
“多谢。”阿尔一口气灌下了半瓶,才喘着气道谢。亚瑟怜悯地看着他,单是马修的事还不至于让他激动成这样,本田的Mark VII战甲也不会,但加在一起就——阿尔在介绍他和本田花了多少个小时改进关节连接的时候声音劈了叉。
“战甲很酷。”亚瑟看着本田通过手上的一个开关控制面具开合,由衷地感慨。“原来你都把时间花在这上面了,难怪你会穿一身买来的套装。”他用一根指头戳了戳紧身衣鼓鼓囊囊的胸部。
“这可不是简单买来就穿的。”阿尔抗议道,“——我得把所有的填充物都拆下来,你根本不知道那有多少块!还有我的盾——”
亚瑟触电一样迅速把手缩回来,“你说这些是真正的肌肉?”他瞪着阿尔。
“不然你以为?我可是CE健身的金卡会员。”阿尔灌下另外半瓶汽水,晃了晃脑袋。“你才是,直接穿着别人的衣服就来了。好歹把袜带换成更有诚意一点的——”
亚瑟决定立刻转换话题。“拉到多少人了?”
“还差三个。”阿尔转身看了看马修,后者从洛可可假发旁回过头,轻轻点了点。“太棒了,现在只剩两个人了。”
“你和浮士德博士谈过了吗?”他问,阿尔摇了摇头,“那么我来当一回梅菲斯特。”
“你确定?”阿尔瞥了一眼正在痛饮啤酒的基尔伯特,“他还没醉到任人摆布的程度吧。”
“哦,如果你能找到那个恰当的切入点,一切都不成问题。实际上,他清醒一点,对我有好处。”亚瑟故作神秘地说。他从吧台后面钻出来,把帽子戴正。
“好吧,那我去找霍兰特聊聊足球。”阿尔吐吐舌头,和亚瑟击了一下巴掌“——祝你好运。”
说服霍兰特比想象中还要简单,根本不需要扯些有的没的,荷兰人精明地盯着他直接问价,然后在友好的气氛中完成交易。阿尔和他从一堆大大的、梵高式的向日葵假花中伸出来的手握了握,拼命忍住不去建议他下次扮成夏洛克。
亚瑟只和基尔聊了一小会儿就回来了。“搞定。”他轻快地说,“和我想的一样,他比任何人都想看路德穿那件套头装的样子……借我一下你的手机好吗?我答应帮他录像的。”
阿尔立刻掏出手机。“太棒了,”他如释重负地说,“那头熊今晚得呆在笼子里了。我可不想抱着一只巴基熊走来走去,见鬼,那是baby系列才有的事。”
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有那么一会儿,路德看起来就像维特本人从书里走出来了一样——他满脸都是认真考虑自杀的表情,直到基尔上传完他和橡树子跳舞的视频,拉着他喝光阿尔弗雷德的所有啤酒和香槟为止。弗朗西斯神秘地失踪了,没人感到惊讶。马修戴上亚瑟的领环和勋章,开玩笑说自己是第一个成为得此殊荣的普通“外国人”(alien)。丁马克被彻底灌醉了,胸口压着一把雷神之锤,头发被编成无数细小的麻花辫。霍兰特用拍立得做了一晚上生意,从他的表情来看,收入不错。亚瑟玩得很愉快,袜带掉到地上也没发觉。
刨掉他不得不回来帮阿尔做清洁工作(以找回自己的袜带)之外,这是他见过最棒的万圣派对。

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What’s your favorite breakfast food?

eggs, cereal, milk and coffee.

平时都在吃什么零食呢?可以的话介绍几个吧?

lays honey bbq!我最喜欢的薯片口味!
还有布朗尼,没有比它更美味的蛋糕了,不过热量高得吓人……还有各类小甜饼,我特别喜欢树莓和巧克力的=D

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