What does your last text message say?
It was from Daylon, so I'm gonna need a translator
You seem like a pretty great guy. I wish you would have noticed me.
Thanks. Who are ya? I'll make it up to ya
Will you be a switch pitcher at Vandy? What positions will you play?
Yeah as far as I know I'll get to do both and play first, but who knows! We'll see how things go this fall!
Describe yourself. What kind of person are you?
I'm a Christian, I like playing baseball and the outdoors, and I'm usually really quiet
Do you miss anybody?
Not necessarily anybody, but the opportunities that I didn't capitalize on way back when
Tell us about the city you live in?
Well, we got 2 cotton gins, 2 peanut mills, 2 fertilizer places, 10 churches, 4 mechanic shops, 4 convenient stores, a piggly wiggly, a few hair dressers, an ice machine, feed store, hardware store, drug store, bank, a dollar general, a brand spanking new Family Dollar, and a population of around 700. Anything else?
This is weird, I barely know you and we've never even really spoken but I just had a crazy dream about you where we were starring in a movie together... Like an erotic movie. And we had to be naked and make out and stuff in a really cold lake. Weird.
I'm honored to be a part of your dream
Noo I'm pretty sure you're gay
Nah I know I'm straight. But you sure are making yourself sound gay
male who is skilled at manipulating others, and especially at seducing women by pretending to care about them, when in reality they are only interested in sex.
dictionary.com over here. Lol think what you want
Would you consider yourself a player?
? Elaborate on what you mean in the term "player"