Allright mate
'Mate', or do you mean BESTBEANYFRIEND, you know you want some of this moldy irrestistible beany body inside of your mouth, my dear Alfie, I am extremely privilidged to be your bestbeanyfriend, I mean how many 'Alfie''s can glide around saying they have a harmonical bestbeanyfriend!
How about you, YES YOU 'ALFIE' you cheeky little munchkin join my beany Heinz society, but remember 'Louis'' role is to bring camels for us to nibble onto thy camel's, we love the camel's toe's, but not so much their tail, isn't it quite an awful shame, us bean's always have to role away in shame as we have no feet like you my beautiful 'Alfie' darling. BEWARE the 'sassy boy' role is tooken my 'Michael Pereira' and the wild child role is tooken by the rare species 'Xavierr Sundbyy', but I have the perfectabulous role for you my sweet mythical creature, you can be the munchkin, all you do is hop around in glee, thy beans shall adore you 'Alfie' now TOODLEY DOO FOR NOW! Heinz shall be proud of you.
PS: Us beans are extremely delighted to make you be the rainbow to our high-street lives! Remember your role to be a munchkin is extremely difficult, you must not hurt our feelings and squish us while hopping in glee , if you squish our souls, us beans cry baby beans who turn into sloths who will eat the rare 'Xavierr Sundbyy'
How about you, YES YOU 'ALFIE' you cheeky little munchkin join my beany Heinz society, but remember 'Louis'' role is to bring camels for us to nibble onto thy camel's, we love the camel's toe's, but not so much their tail, isn't it quite an awful shame, us bean's always have to role away in shame as we have no feet like you my beautiful 'Alfie' darling. BEWARE the 'sassy boy' role is tooken my 'Michael Pereira' and the wild child role is tooken by the rare species 'Xavierr Sundbyy', but I have the perfectabulous role for you my sweet mythical creature, you can be the munchkin, all you do is hop around in glee, thy beans shall adore you 'Alfie' now TOODLEY DOO FOR NOW! Heinz shall be proud of you.
PS: Us beans are extremely delighted to make you be the rainbow to our high-street lives! Remember your role to be a munchkin is extremely difficult, you must not hurt our feelings and squish us while hopping in glee , if you squish our souls, us beans cry baby beans who turn into sloths who will eat the rare 'Xavierr Sundbyy'