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Xavierr Sundbyy
I'M GUESSING 'wtfffffffffff' STAND FOR, WOW THOSE FLAVOURABLE FANTABULOUS FILLING FABULOUS FANTASTIC FOAMY FRISKY FLABBY FLAVOUR-BLAST, you sound quite distressed 'Xavierr Sundbyy' maybe a bean or two will bring back your passion for beans!
Ps. You're fiesty young boy, don't worry many beans have the same peculiar feelings like you! Join the Bean crew:)

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Xavierr Sundbyy
Why hello there 'Xavierr Sundbyy' how extremely nice for you to stumble across my heinzabulous page, i'm guessing these letters 'fhbdatezdb ' must be showing how speechless you are from my ancestor heinz beans, have you noticed our new gassy flavour, my dear 'Xavier'! Remember thy heinz beans will attract many girlies with the new flavourable gasses! For now Toodles, hope you stay in contact with the Heinz family<3
Ps. Heinz loves you!

I love you bean

Michael Pereira
Oh my goodness, I feel loved, I have turned into a neutural oranage bean to a flaming red bean, you do flatter me 'Michael Pereira', you are now part of the society of Heinz Beans amazing Beans Beans, beware if you do not eat a bean a day Heinz shall come into your house with a bean mob, we shall climb into your room, we shall FIND YOU and we shall eat you. Thy other boy 'Xavierr Sundbyy' also secretly loved me, i mean who doesn't love an orangely tanned bean as myself, but you 'Michael Pereira' is truely thy only bean lover who has claimed their love for moi. Thank you indeed; as you are now part of the Heinz society theres no backing out my dear soul. TOODLES MY LOVER!
PS. Us beans love the name 'michael Pereira' it is very rhymatic!

Allright mate

'Mate', or do you mean BESTBEANYFRIEND, you know you want some of this moldy irrestistible beany body inside of your mouth, my dear Alfie, I am extremely privilidged to be your bestbeanyfriend, I mean how many 'Alfie''s can glide around saying they have a harmonical bestbeanyfriend!
How about you, YES YOU 'ALFIE' you cheeky little munchkin join my beany Heinz society, but remember 'Louis'' role is to bring camels for us to nibble onto thy camel's, we love the camel's toe's, but not so much their tail, isn't it quite an awful shame, us bean's always have to role away in shame as we have no feet like you my beautiful 'Alfie' darling. BEWARE the 'sassy boy' role is tooken my 'Michael Pereira' and the wild child role is tooken by the rare species 'Xavierr Sundbyy', but I have the perfectabulous role for you my sweet mythical creature, you can be the munchkin, all you do is hop around in glee, thy beans shall adore you 'Alfie' now TOODLEY DOO FOR NOW! Heinz shall be proud of you.
PS: Us beans are extremely delighted to make you be the rainbow to our high-street lives! Remember your role to be a munchkin is extremely difficult, you must not hurt our feelings and squish us while hopping in glee , if you squish our souls, us beans cry baby beans who turn into sloths who will eat the rare 'Xavierr Sundbyy'

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BEANNS AREEEEE COOL

Louis Turmel
Oh, stop it you, you humans are truely over flattering my beany life, I cannot explain at how cheeky i'm feeling with all these lovely beanalicous questions, they are truely heart warming, 'Louis Turmel' you look like the sort of creature who would absoloutely crave to be in this society of ours, YOU CAN JOIN MOI and a whole bunch of bean followers, 'Michael Pereira' has a soft side towards me, the bean queen, it's such a shame that 'Xavierr Sundbyy' shows his love in a truely agressive way, beware he may be attending the bean rituals, but don't worry you can bite onto my soft beany skin whenever you desire, now hush my little 'Louis' and follow me into the grand society, thy society is truely sassy! Your lovely comment is making me scramble away!
PS. Beans like eating camels, please bring a few camels to the Bean society ceromonies we don't want to accidently gobble you, or 'Xavierr' the wild child, or 'Michael' the sassy boy away! Avoir my little baby bean!

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