I think she's soooooo jealous. She talks about you and your mom sooo much.

I don't know why she would even talk about me. She doesn't have a right to be jealous. She left me for some random guy. Who she was hanging out with while we were still together. And probably fucking LOL.
I'm happy as can be without that shit.

She tells everyone her new boyfriend has a bigggg dick and that she was never happy with your dick. Do you think she's jealous of your new girlfriend? :○

Hahaha. She's the kind of girl who is happy with something for awhile, but gets bored with it. Then she finds something new and goes through the same process.
And I don't know. Maybe.

ewww I bet she had a looooooose pussy huh? she tells everyone your dick is tiny.

LOL that's funny. It took either lube or me spitting on my dick to even get it in. She knows different.

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I heard Morgan had a sexually transmitted disease. Is this true?

LOL no suprisingly. She had pelvic inflammatory disease. That's usually caused by an std so the doctor told us she probably did. But when the tests came back she was clean.

Why are you so cute??

December Dawn
I'm not, you are :)

How can you tell that someone is lying?

Either what they say is ridiculous or their body language is weird. Its easier if you really know the person.

Why are you such a pussy?

Hahaha.
Well, I guess my vagina is just wayyy too wide.
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Morgan and december should just share you. they're both hot bitches. youd be living the dream man!

LOL this is ridiculous.

What makes life worth living?

People who care about you.

My gf used to say purple nurples a lot. Now you gotta know who I am lol

Man, it's been a long time I have no idea. I'm sorry lol.

Bitches and hoes make the world go round

is that so?

Ok do you want another hint?

Sure why not?

Do you eat meth bc you got skinny all of a sudden

No lol. I just don't smoke weed all the time anymore.

I got gooey chocolate stuck in my urethra and no one sucked it out or me so I used a sledge hammer to break my bottom 3 ribs and sucked it out myself. So not good. I deserve the death penalty.

Oooh sounds intense. You better turn yourself in.

Ok here's another hint. One time I put my head under the soda fountain at subway and drank lemonade ten I hit my fucking dome when I looked up after the janitor started yelling at me.

I don't even remember that lol

I raped a cookie.

How was it?

What crimes deserve the death penalty?

Cold blooded murder for no reason, and rape. Basically extremely violent crimes.

ThAnks. Here's a hint. I used to always buy cookies at subway.

there's a lot of people who used to buy cookies at subway. XD

December says she wants to stimulate your prostate by fingering your anus and then he wants you to cum 8 oz in her mouth.

LOLOLOL
Anon you are awesome.

How would you explain color to a blind man?

I wouldn't.

If you had to pick one place in your town to bring a tourist, where would you go?

Somewhere around wildcat. It's the only place in this town lol.

What topic of conversation do you consider boring?

Plenty of them. Basically when someone has no idea what they are talking about.

What is the best color for a car?

I like black.

What is your favourite TV show?

I rarely watch tv. Dexter was good for the first 4 seasons.

Are you circumcised ?

Hahaha. Why would you wanna know that?

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