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If you could invent one thing to make your everyday life easier, what would it be?

a teleport would be unbelievably useful

TBH IDC BTW I DIDN'T WANT TO PISS U OFF LOOL

You didn't want to piss me off? So calling me a fat shit etc. was really for your own self-gratification? You, truly are a vile human being then.

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u know what just fuck off i don't wanna talk to u i got better tings to do and i don't give a fuck if u call me a chav

you* things* and you seem clearly frustrated that your plot to piss me off has failed. If you have better things to do why did you start this in the first place? and why have you carried it on? I haven't mentioned you're a chav, but it's good to know you consider yourself one.

DON'T GET THE FUCK YOU MEAN!

I presume you meant 'I don't get what the fuck you mean!' In which case, that doesn't surprise me; go on, call me a fat wanker or something, I'm sure that will make you feel better about yourself :)

TBH IDEC COZ DAT IS WHO I AM IDC IF I AM NOT INTELLIGENT COZ I AM STILL LEARNING!

Because* That* and I'm talking about natural intelligence, rather than academic intelligence. Someone with natural intelligence wouldn't insult someone's appearace when they don't show their own face. And no one with even basic intelligence would spend this amount of time abusing someone when they, quite clearly, are just finding it fucking hilarious. Carry on though

NOO FUCK OFF HAHAH I NEVA EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT LOOOOOL

I don't doubt you, you don't seem like someone with enough intelligence. But subconsciously that's what you're doing. And it's *Never.

WTF LOOOOOOOL U DO MAKE ME LAUGH!!!

Except I bet you aren't really laughing, I bet you're saying that to try and nullify my point that you are, in fact, frustrated that your shite insults are affecting me.

Highlights of Carlisle away?

Getting pissed on the way home, or me and sam doing the poznan because we got the ball in Carlisle's half

WTF WAT ELSE AM I SPEAKING THEN SPANISH NO I DIDN'T FINK SOO BTW UR EYEBROWS MAKE ME SICK LMFAO

*what *think and it's actually comforting to know that I cause you discomfort because you seem like a vile human being :)

WTF DON'T GET U

Well that would make sense you don't speak normal English do you? Also, I'm a 'wasteman' and a 'fat shit' so I must be really difficult to comprehend :)

U FINK I WANNA SHOW A PIC OF ME WHO IS BETTER LOOKING THAT U WASTEMAN!

Let's pretend I understand your logic, or particularly care :)

DOES IT LOOK LYK I WANNA WASTE SUM OF MY VALUABLE TIME AND TALK TO U MOTHER FUCKER!!!

You've wasted a considerable amount of time already, but haven't had the courage to show who you are so congratulations, you're an idiot :)

AND WOT DA FUCK U GONNA DO ABOUT IT FAT SHIT OOOOHH I AM SCARED LOOOOL NOT WHY SHOULD I BE SHOKED OF U BC U WILL BELLY FLOP LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I won't do anything, except maybe laugh because you are on anon. Please carry on though because I'm loving the originality of your jokes :)

PHAHAHAHAHAAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WITH THEM FAT CHEEKS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I know, haha :) Do you know something ANON? you're original and funny :)

HOW DAFUQ AM I BEING SARCASTIC MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Anyway, did you know I was voted Estonia's 712th sexiest man 8 years running.

BASTARD I FUCKING SAID SORRY MOFO

even if I pretend I don't believe you're being sarcastic, you're anon so I couldn't accept the sarcastic apology anyway. Thanks though, you've amused me for the last 15 minutes or so :)

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