Have you ever slept on a toilet naked in a house in Michigan.
YEAH. I DID!
Ask @br0ski_:
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yes pls.
What would you do if I gave you a piece of my toast? A: Eat it OR B: give it to Oprah
fuck Oprah, I'd eat the fuck out of that toast.
I CUN BEET YU UT CAW UF DOOTIE BECAWS YU SUK BEG BAWS L O L
pls. 1v1 blindfolded while I stroke my meat
Would you ever consider marrying Obama? What if he could make the worlds best pizza?
yeah.
What would you do if you came home and Miley Cyrus was twerking on your mother?
Put that shit on YT
What if you came home from school/work and you discovered a slice of pizza from last year in the corner of your room. Would you eat it for ten thousand doll hairs?
Only if you sniff my meat.
Sniff my ass so i know its real
Oh, it's real bby.
What if I gave you a piece of my peanut butter and Jerry sandwich? It's made from EVERY MOTHER FUCKING JERRY YOU KNOW
I would fuck myself.
What if I pooped?
Sick life.
L O L werd awn teh stret es tat yu smel lyk diks und tengs L O L Tru?
Beautiful.
Do you poop?
Nope.
Do you even lift bro?
I life the dino nuggies up.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of my colon?
One.
Fart on my face.
please.
Will your pee pee fit in my bum as well as it would my mouth?
Absolutely.