it's late at night - i'm hot and ready for the taking.... you pick me up and are heading to your bedroom when suddenly you trip on a snag on a rug. chili all over the room and your clothing! how does a dirty boy clean up?

probably shower/wash my clothes, use towels to cleanup the spill, but if the rooms relatively clean (not dusty, not much non-human hair, ppl dont wear shoes inside) i might use corn chips to eat the chili off the rug before cleaning the stains out

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