The full width text on your grave says:
i'm so sorry
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Are you tired?
continuously, forever, without end
If we ever met, your first reaction would be to:
we have met, you dumb idiot baby
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what have you lost?
my innards
What makes someone attractive?
kindness
What do you think are the world’s three greatest cities?
my heart, the soft touch of electric skin, and arms left open Just In Case I Need Them
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Paul McCartney said: "If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian." What do you think about it?
what a fucken turd
crack your ribs open and tell me what's spinning and running behind those prison bars
imperial moths, oil, and wanderlust
What are your plans for the Valentine's Day?
blushing at a coworker, working aside from that
What do you love the smell of?
OF ALL THE FUCKING QUEWSTIONS AHFSDJKJFKLA
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Who do you talk to on the phone most often?
the sole reason this question exists is to upset me, i think
but what if they introduced a bug-type eevee evolution????????
UM WHAT IF MY CHEST EXPLODED BECAUSE MY HEART CANNOT CONTAIN ALL THE LOV#E WITHIN IT????????????????
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How's your day, bug?
i'm sleepy and i keep getting stinky at work so i'm taking baths like twice a day so i probably smell both good and bad and i'm detoxing slowly and i guess i'm alright?
Are there bugs you don't like?
what? no, wtf, all bugs are friends
Is it raining with you?
w-what
how awesome, on a scale from 1 being pretty awesome and 10 being f'in awesome are tusks?
i like teeth a lot a lot a lot a lot i have a problem
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What is the most money you have ever held in your hand?
i won a couple g's in a game tournament and got a big oversized check and afterwards i walked around with it too shy to ask the tournament organizers how i could cash it
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In my dream there were bugs like cockroaches but they looked like flat and wide roly-polies--I come to you, being a bug master, to ask if this sounds like an actual bug?
sounds like a kabuto idk dude sorry
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What do you think is the most difficult sport?
being alive
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Bugs = cute. Buglamps = teh cutest.
i will agree that i am ONE OF the cutest but i refuse to accept "teh cutest" as that is a term highly regarded in the bug world
I wanna be a bug when I grow up. Any suggestions?
do your best every day and remember that there are people who care about you very much and some want to kiss you but mostly they just want you to be happy no matter what it is. that's how you be a bug.
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hi cutie
less of a question and more of a wrong statement
HEY LAMPBUG HOW I BUG FOR LAMP also why are you a cutie
you can lead a bug to a lamp but you can't make a bug a buglamp (also idk about the second question i'm only cute like 15% of the time sorry)
What music have you been listening to lately?
shamefully, some lana del rey and middle class rut. i've also been getting into mumford and sons all over again after giving their new album an honest listen. oh and IAMDYNAMITE, they're pretty good imo
What's your most treasured memory??
i uh, i'm not sure??
i guess it's the day i rescued toast. i was working at a steakhouse restaurant and in the back near the outside furnace a stray cat had just had kittens. one of the kittens was really weak and was struggling to get under the storage shed so i went inside, got some brisket, came out and fed it to her. she warmed up to me almost immediately and when she was done with that i went back inside for more. i fed her for about an hour before realizing i wanted to take her home. i picked it up and started petting it around the backyard (a part of the restaurant that's outside) and almost every co-worker came up to coo at the baby kitty. i eventually was allowed off to take the kitten home. when my roommate came home that night she was beside herself and played with the kitten for like five hours straight, it was amazing
runners-up for Good Memories: late weekend nights at iHop with my high school friends, moving to Alabama and being able to live in a room my father built, meeting my father, when alicia came to visit, when celine came to visit, going to NYC, and like tons more wow
i guess it's the day i rescued toast. i was working at a steakhouse restaurant and in the back near the outside furnace a stray cat had just had kittens. one of the kittens was really weak and was struggling to get under the storage shed so i went inside, got some brisket, came out and fed it to her. she warmed up to me almost immediately and when she was done with that i went back inside for more. i fed her for about an hour before realizing i wanted to take her home. i picked it up and started petting it around the backyard (a part of the restaurant that's outside) and almost every co-worker came up to coo at the baby kitty. i eventually was allowed off to take the kitten home. when my roommate came home that night she was beside herself and played with the kitten for like five hours straight, it was amazing
runners-up for Good Memories: late weekend nights at iHop with my high school friends, moving to Alabama and being able to live in a room my father built, meeting my father, when alicia came to visit, when celine came to visit, going to NYC, and like tons more wow
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