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What makes you feel like a boss?

Talk to to corporate.
Approve memos.
Lead a workshop.
Remember birthdays.
Direct workflow.
My own bathroom.
Micromanage.
Promote Synergy.
Hit on Debra.
Get rejected.
Swallow sadness.
Send some faxes.
Call a sex line.
Cry deeply.
Demand a refund.
Eat a bagel.
Harassment lawsuit.
No promotion.
Fifth of vodka.
Shit on Debra's desk.
Buy a gun.
In my mouth.
Pussy out.
Puke on Debra's desk.
Jump out the window.
Suck a dude's dick.
Score some coke.
Crash my car.
Suck my own dick.
Eat some chicken strips.
Chop my balls off.
Black out in the sewer.
Meet a giant fish.
Fuck its brains out.
Turn into a jet.
Bomb the Russians.
Crash into the sun.
Now I'm dead.

i don't mean to sound rude but you have literally screwed up my friend Alex's life

Like responsible and classy people of the higher peace, I'd really appreciate it if Alex would be able message me so we could have a calm dnm so I can explain my side of these whole shenanigans instead of either a) jumping down my throat and calling me a "manipulative little bitch," b) letting her posse to send me hate mail or c) disregarding my side of the story.
I can assure you that neither Dan, Alex nor myself deserve any of this.
So yeah, that'd be super.

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Who inspires you?

A close handful of friends.
Their personalities, experiences, confidence and how they interconnect with one another and myself, that's what inspires me.
Aha. Cheesy.

Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins. We must confess with our mouth that Jesus Christ is our personal Lord and Savior and that He rose from the dead and is the Son of God! And Receive the Holy Spirit. Jesus Christ is coming back soon to take His church! Get ready, times are short

Hail Satan.

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