What makes you feel like a boss?
Talk to to corporate.
Approve memos.
Lead a workshop.
Remember birthdays.
Direct workflow.
My own bathroom.
Micromanage.
Promote Synergy.
Hit on Debra.
Get rejected.
Swallow sadness.
Send some faxes.
Call a sex line.
Cry deeply.
Demand a refund.
Eat a bagel.
Harassment lawsuit.
No promotion.
Fifth of vodka.
Shit on Debra's desk.
Buy a gun.
In my mouth.
Pussy out.
Puke on Debra's desk.
Jump out the window.
Suck a dude's dick.
Score some coke.
Crash my car.
Suck my own dick.
Eat some chicken strips.
Chop my balls off.
Black out in the sewer.
Meet a giant fish.
Fuck its brains out.
Turn into a jet.
Bomb the Russians.
Crash into the sun.
Now I'm dead.
Approve memos.
Lead a workshop.
Remember birthdays.
Direct workflow.
My own bathroom.
Micromanage.
Promote Synergy.
Hit on Debra.
Get rejected.
Swallow sadness.
Send some faxes.
Call a sex line.
Cry deeply.
Demand a refund.
Eat a bagel.
Harassment lawsuit.
No promotion.
Fifth of vodka.
Shit on Debra's desk.
Buy a gun.
In my mouth.
Pussy out.
Puke on Debra's desk.
Jump out the window.
Suck a dude's dick.
Score some coke.
Crash my car.
Suck my own dick.
Eat some chicken strips.
Chop my balls off.
Black out in the sewer.
Meet a giant fish.
Fuck its brains out.
Turn into a jet.
Bomb the Russians.
Crash into the sun.
Now I'm dead.

