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NO ONE CUZ UR ALONE

My bacons extra crispy
My eggs are full grown
I only got one plate
BECAUSE IM ALL FUCKING ALONE

if you had babies what would yoy nam them

Ummmm i would name one of them bob then the other one dick and then the last one Niam

so I didnt take it out of my underwear until I got home and the effing egg was HARDBOILED! my vagina is a vacuum AND a pot of boiling water. it hardboiled an egg! i'm not done.... so i put it in the fridge because i didnt know what else to do...

So your dad screwed a vacuum and boiling water hybrid or what

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