kaisoo as partners in crime highschool/preschool au! (where kai does all the mischief and relies on kyungsoo to bail them out or something)
it is ridiculous how kyungsoo has only mentioned tricking their teacher in passing, never in his life could he imagine that his best friend — now known as his most idiotic friend — kim jongin, actually carried the plan out.
miss byun has sniffed the cucumbers out of her cupcake the moment it was presented to her, before throwing it back in jongin’s face. she asks if he thought he was funny through clenched teeth. jongin’s grin slips off his face at the question and he realises that his teacher is not at all amused. he tries to explain.
“b-but—“ jongin stammers, not daring to look at his fuming teacher. “but it’s april’s fool! miss byun, i didn’t—“
“be quiet,” miss byun snaps.
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“YOU WHAT?” kyungsoo barks into his mobile phone, nearly flipping his tray of food in shock. jongdae looks up at him in surprise and kyungsoo smiles apologetically, speaking softer this time, “what the hell, kim jongin? you /really/ did it?”
“kyungsoo, can you /please/ just do something so that i can get out of this stupid toilet? i can’t believe that bitch byun just made me clean this filthy place,” jongin hisses. "besides, i just wanted to see her face when she eats it. god, she's so sharp. i cut up the cucumbers reaaaaaally small!!"
“obviously not small enough,you idiot!”
“do kyungsoo—“
“fine, /fine/. i’ll get you out soon,” kyungsoo sighs heavily and hangs up. he already has a plan up his sleeves...
WOW WHAT IS THIS HELP BYE sorry anon
miss byun has sniffed the cucumbers out of her cupcake the moment it was presented to her, before throwing it back in jongin’s face. she asks if he thought he was funny through clenched teeth. jongin’s grin slips off his face at the question and he realises that his teacher is not at all amused. he tries to explain.
“b-but—“ jongin stammers, not daring to look at his fuming teacher. “but it’s april’s fool! miss byun, i didn’t—“
“be quiet,” miss byun snaps.
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“YOU WHAT?” kyungsoo barks into his mobile phone, nearly flipping his tray of food in shock. jongdae looks up at him in surprise and kyungsoo smiles apologetically, speaking softer this time, “what the hell, kim jongin? you /really/ did it?”
“kyungsoo, can you /please/ just do something so that i can get out of this stupid toilet? i can’t believe that bitch byun just made me clean this filthy place,” jongin hisses. "besides, i just wanted to see her face when she eats it. god, she's so sharp. i cut up the cucumbers reaaaaaally small!!"
“obviously not small enough,you idiot!”
“do kyungsoo—“
“fine, /fine/. i’ll get you out soon,” kyungsoo sighs heavily and hangs up. he already has a plan up his sleeves...
WOW WHAT IS THIS HELP BYE sorry anon