Is there anyone on ask that you want to meet someday ??? :XD
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What kind of watch do you wear?
The kind of watch which has the ability to show time. I wear wall clocks.
Funniest moment ???
When the laugh of your friend is funnier than the joke.
People you may like
FML moment?
When you're out of FML moments.
first liker get 20 likes rest get 2 ?
What if I told you,
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
u dont follow u?
Nigga I'm sure you
What would you do if you woke up and all the other people were gone?
First I'll search for people for one hour. Then I'll make a sad face. Then I'll start dancing like fag with tears of happiness.
How do you know that you're in love?
When everything gets beautiful. When little things makes you smile. When you want that person to be in your surrounding all the time. When you wake up and checks your phone instantly for that person. When it's hard to say goodbye to that person. When you start doing everything for that person. When thoughts of that person makes you smile. When you see that person in everything. When you think about that person all the time. When you start doing things to make that person smile. When the voice of that person gives pleasure to your ears. When the face of that person gives pleasure to your eyes. When the scent of that person gives pleasure to you nose.
Boys be like... ..(STAIF)
- Bachi check kar yar
-Yar 1 sutta done kara
-Yar lighter ha?
first boy: result ka kia bana?
second boy: Tu bta pehlay.
first boy: nahi tu bta pehlay
second boy: Nahi tu bta pehlay
* and it goes on for minutes *
first boy: Acha yaaaar....... tera bhai fail ho gya
second boy: Awlaaa....tera bhai b fail ho gya.
* both starts laughing like retards *
- Yar ajj ghar me besti ho gai ammi say achi khaasi
- Sir jee menay assignment ki thi lekin ghar bhool aya
- yar pesay hen thory?
-Yar pesay day day sutta lgana ha.
-Yar gari check kar yaaaar
-Yar apni new bhabhi check kr.
* drives car like some sort of a celebrity *
- Yar kal subha jaldi uth k parhhu ga * wakes up in noon *
-Yar sutta done kara
-Yar new mobile check lar meny lia ha
-Yar teri bhabhi ko kia gift du?
-Yar bhabhi naraz ha kia kru?
-Yar 1 sutta done kara
-Yar lighter ha?
first boy: result ka kia bana?
second boy: Tu bta pehlay.
first boy: nahi tu bta pehlay
second boy: Nahi tu bta pehlay
* and it goes on for minutes *
first boy: Acha yaaaar....... tera bhai fail ho gya
second boy: Awlaaa....tera bhai b fail ho gya.
* both starts laughing like retards *
- Yar ajj ghar me besti ho gai ammi say achi khaasi
- Sir jee menay assignment ki thi lekin ghar bhool aya
- yar pesay hen thory?
-Yar pesay day day sutta lgana ha.
-Yar gari check kar yaaaar
-Yar apni new bhabhi check kr.
* drives car like some sort of a celebrity *
- Yar kal subha jaldi uth k parhhu ga * wakes up in noon *
-Yar sutta done kara
-Yar new mobile check lar meny lia ha
-Yar teri bhabhi ko kia gift du?
-Yar bhabhi naraz ha kia kru?
Confess something ...
I once had two girlfriends. One of them knew about the other one. This is crazy:|
Tell us about your first kiss!
We were laying, besides each other. Looking into each other's eyes. I didn't say anything neither did she. We were kind of talking through eyes. I started touching her cheeks which made her blush. Moved my face closer to hers and then she closed her eyes. I held her neck and touched my lips with hers. And then it started. She was enjoying as much as I was. It felt like heaven. I was completely lost. We started doing it passionately. It was so pleasurable that I wished for the moment to stop. And I made this all up.
y water iz wet?
On a scale of 1 to 1000 how stupid are you?
I'd rate you alia bhatt.
I'd rate you alia bhatt.
hobby kya h tumhari
Time waste karna
likers get weird/personal question: An embarassing moment? :P
In summer, I'm mostly shirtless in home. i wasn't wearing spectacles and i didn't know that there was a friend of my sister in the room. i entered that room.
What's something most people don't know about you? 🙈😜
I'm evil just like ilaichi in biryani.
post something funny
Two months before, our institution's chief proctor restrained students from hug while meeting. just hand shake. wtffffff
(boys college)
(boys college)
first like- 30 likes the rest- 5
Sorry mate I only have positive likes.
Lets assume your phone's battery percentage is the number of kids you will have😂Now tell me how many kids will you have?👅(staif) 😂😂😂
100 bachay peda kruga me ._.
What are snails even trying to do?
probably laughing at Kanye West's " Dead-mow-5". 😂😂😂
How did people have fun 200 years ago?
Wait, let me go to my great-great-grandfather's grave and ask him.
Trips with family be like? #STAIF
You enjoy the trip until your mom dad starts talking about " PARHAI ". I guess everyone hates PARHAI ki baaten.
whats your favorite thing?
Hanging out with Deepika Padukone...
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Yeah you guessed it right bro, I like dreaming.
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Yeah you guessed it right bro, I like dreaming.
Which type of people do you think "don't desreve to live in this world"..... an unexpected answer is expected.. (sending to random people I follow)
The type of people who already got few hairs on their heads but still they want haircut and because of them you've to WAIT for your turn in a Barber's shop, fuck you.
Do you do sex?
Yaz. Every night. After all the hard work like cooking, cleaning and dealing with me and other stuff, my wife finally comes to bed all tired and sleepy. But she knows that I want to make love before sleeping so she doesn't act tired. She comes to bed. Comes closer to me. kisses my face. takes my shirt off. kisses my body till there's no spot left where she didn't kiss. Then i kiss her beautiful face. Kisses her lips.... bla bla bla.... Takes off clothes... bla bla bla... I enter into her body... bla bla bla.. we two makes love passionately like it's the last night.... And then the love making stuff ends. Damn my wife is so gorgeous and satisfactory. I love her so much.......
Just kidding every night she's like " touch me and you get no food tomorrow ".
Just kidding I don't have a wife.
P.S: Even my imaginary girlfriend dumped me.
Just kidding every night she's like " touch me and you get no food tomorrow ".
Just kidding I don't have a wife.
P.S: Even my imaginary girlfriend dumped me.
How do you troll your friends!?
I'm not a trolling type person. They troll me. 😞
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