Indeed I am
Uh, yeah on several accounts. Some days you just be zonked, ya know?
Well, hello
Very gently with my pointer finfer and thumb or I would put my hands on the ground hoping they would just, walk onto them
Tbh crying n rethinking my life
Yes and no. Yes I believe in paranormal but not the typical thing one would think a ghost is. I'm more of a ghost is an angel or demon taking human form to make people feel more comfortable around them kinda person.
You're not gonna think any of my jokes are funny unless I make one unintentionally lol
Purposeful jokes are usually lame because puns.
Example:
*Is at work and doing dishes with nothing but clean plates piled high*
*coworker comes over about to ask as question*
Me: "welcome to China town what can I getcha?"
The part where the evil step sisters eyes are pecked at by birds. Kara really is a bitch.
Brothers grimm versions are my favorite classic fairy tales.
Idk, are you an asshole? An eye for an eye my friend.
...Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...