Why do people lie?

because of derbras

What do men talk about when there are no women around?

Living in a world where we have nothing but our selves and the only way out is to stop the violence and join arms to defeat ooobla the great chicken that holds us captive

What frustrates you the most?

when u get a paper cut and its all up in there and u gotta pee but it hurts worse than a dog bitting your pinky toe while its eating a hotdog....amen

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Which was your most memorable birthday?

my 18th I had a sleepover we all drank hot coocooa and sat under the fire place had a big pillow fight and told stories about who we were gonna be when we all grew uo

What would you like to see written on your gravestone?

here lies a man who looks like a man
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What are you listening to right now?

the winter air brushing in my teeth as If I have just woken up into a new world of majik and I am the evil villain who can demolish anyone in my way

Do superheros exist?

when the world crumbs down and all hope is lost who's gonna save u. me Mr.sockman

What will you never do?

take a shit twice in one sitting

What's your favorite thing to eat for lunch?

paper soup with dr.thesis hair at the bottom eating it in mr.gibsons garage

What scares you more than anything else?

when u have a dog but the dog cant bark and it just screams and time to time it might meow

Would you rather have $50,000 free and clear or $150,000 that is illegal?

i want my blanket

What do you think is the best gift for wedding?

socks that have been boiled just enough

When was the last time you danced?

at my dance comoetition

Have you ever been in love?

nahh son if u mess up u mess up and carry on with ur life. or eles it.controls you......
i farted 4 times while writting.this

What is the least stressful job you can think of?

good burger home of the goodburger can i take ur order?

If you could have any view from your home, what would it be?

the great gods of sean and kalei's but hole

What is your idea of a romantic evening?

watching dryer go round and round

What was the last movie that made you think?

zack and mere make a porno

What do you usually forget?

the smell of fresh morning socks

What's your favorite movie snack?

corn cat

Who do you respect the most?

the gossip girls
Liked by: Alex Howard

What's your favorite breakfast food?

around two

What are the first things you notice when you meet someone?

shoelaces

Who was the last person you gave a gift to?

ypu

What have you learned today?

harry potter is a wizard and hermoine shares my passion socks

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