What was the last thing you ate?

da cow jumped ober da moon

If you could buy any car right now, what would you buy?

a dog thhat moo

Describe your last poop in a movie title

the last shitting sharting farting skeeping samuri
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If you could be invisible for one hour, where would you go and what you would you do?

jump off.the empire state building naked

When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

fire truck
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Do you trust your friends?

hiroto just hit me ud da balls and noone called da zoo...they would of treated me real respectable like

What gift would you like to receive?

u mean like taking a shit in a toilet or like leaving it there
Liked by: Laurenne

What would you like to see written on your gravestone?

i wake up take a big shit... than get out of bed
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What day would you love to live again?

the day i was born so i can rember it. u gotta understand that i was born at a verry young age

What's your favorite drink?

ugh salad soup with mushrooms on da bottom of da ukalakukum lake
Liked by: Laurenne

Are you usually the heart breaker or the heart broken?

dont go breaking my achy breaky heart!!!!
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What magic words do you know?

what are u talking about the moon got da night shift!!!!
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Do you believe the devil exists?

ugh i believe in the dog he gives us some hairlines

If you could have any view from your home, what would it be?

looking down at pluto and the milky way....candybar

What music do you prefer: Pop, Rap, RnB or Rock?

everybody noes rock covers paper and sicsors cuts paper bit sicsors also stands in tjr corner.cutting iits self because it doesnt like her apperance
Liked by: Laurenne

Which brand products do you use most frequently?

ughm i didnt fullly unnderstand the question can u please use it in a sentence?

Ahoooy

i wanna punch a rabbit in da face
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Are you outgoing or shy?

i sometimes try to eate my own faceoff
Liked by: Laurenne

What are 5 things you love?

socks.
turtles
apples
mexico
booty
shower
surgery
and my pet hipippotimus

What was the last life-changing decision you had to make?

pink socks and orange underware or white socks and a tyedye hat with no underware
Liked by: Laurenne

What's one thing everyone should do in their lifetime?

jump off the empire state building going the speed of a turtle holding onto their shoelaces for dear life hoping not to go boom at the bottom of the swan lake

What does your last text message say?

on tuesday last it was indrpendence day for the republic of taifour!
Liked by: Laurenne

Do you think it is right to keep wild animals in a zoo?

well let me explain see if u drop a glass it will wombo cuz i wambo u wambo he she me wambo okay? goodnight and uhhhheee
Liked by: Laurenne

Where were you 3 hours ago?

somewhere between a dog and a rolling.cow

What's the most delicious fruit?

shoe lace

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