My parents!

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Ummm?

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Me - Papa change the channel! 101 Star Plus!!
Dad - Haan din bhar toh main baitha rhta hu tv ke samne! nai?
Me - Offo! papa change kro nah! natak na kro aap zyada. aaj shivaay ki shadi hone wali h.
Dad - Haan? per invitation card toh aaya hi nai!?
Me - Mumma dekho inko? maaa? maiyaaaa?
Mom - Kya kru unko dekh ke roz dekh ti hu.
Me - Bolo nah inhe?
Mom - Kya bolu din bhar tv nhi toh computer mein ghusi rhti h. Hey bhagwan barbaad kr rkha yeh tv, computer ne toh mere bacho ko. Mera bss chale toh pack kr ke rakh du.

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This is how we talk everyday! No we don't talk everyday. We talk rarely. Actually we fight everyday!