Ask @chriswhodontsing:

What address will you remember forever?

509 West B St.
Iron Mountain, MI 49801

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Do you think animals have souls?

Nope.

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Brother from another mother? Have one?

No/yes

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Do you always smile for pictures?

Nope.

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Don’t you think that everything is changing too fast?

Some things, perhaps. Kids are getting harder to talk to and are losing their innocence a lot younger.

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How will you celebrate your next birthday?

Long bike ride followed by Mexican food.

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What's your reaction to the words "We need to talk.."?

Hives.

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Do you remember your dreams?

Some of them. Not usually.

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What is your idea of a romantic evening?

Quiet place to walk with my wife when we don't have a bunch of scheduling things to discuss.

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What was the best gift you ever received?

BMX bike for Christmas when I was 5.

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Who is the most beautiful person in your country?

I haven't seen them all, nor would I care to rank them.

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@carlyincontro asks, "Would you rather sneeze glitter or cough confetti?”

Sneeze glitter! My daughter would flip her wig.

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What does the life you want to live look like?

*looks around*

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What question would you like to ask the Somali pirate?

Will you please put more spices in my gyro?

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Is global warming real? What do you think will happen?

Perhaps.
Not much.
Conserving the environment is a good, but it should be done by individuals, not by legislation.

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What would you bring to a picnic?

My wife & kid, and some sort of sandwich

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What color socks are you wearing right now? PAP!

Black and gray, Cannondale

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Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh?

Whichever one results in a lasting friendship.

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What's something you do well?

Very basic origami. Like church bulletins.

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What is your lucky number?

Zero.

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When you imagine yourself as really, really relaxed and happy, what are you doing?

Reading.

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What is your favorite joke?

The one that comes to me at just the right moment.

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If you could have one wish what would you wish for?

A Providential outcome.

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What is the last thing you forgot?

Uhhh....

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What is the best thing about being your age?

Wisdom is gaining ground on decrepitude.

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