Dan, I'm jealous of you. You've got it all- drawing butts, bats, bat butts, and you have a job that you don't hate. By all accounts, you've made your life choices and you're happy with them. How can I stop being jealous of you? (I'm only half joking.)
I really lucked out, anon! Life is good for now.
You can console yourself with the knowledge that I'll die alone as an old man with nothing but butt comics and an empty apartment to my name. I'll never hear the patta-patta of Cupcake's feet running down the hall or wake up to Sakura making eggs in the kitchen. I'll never feed cake to a smallhorn. I'll have lived my life in a fantasy world, dodged all worldly responsibilities, and built nothing of worth for even a single member of the next generation. I'll have been a fool my whole life. Do you envy a fool, anon?
You can console yourself with the knowledge that I'll die alone as an old man with nothing but butt comics and an empty apartment to my name. I'll never hear the patta-patta of Cupcake's feet running down the hall or wake up to Sakura making eggs in the kitchen. I'll never feed cake to a smallhorn. I'll have lived my life in a fantasy world, dodged all worldly responsibilities, and built nothing of worth for even a single member of the next generation. I'll have been a fool my whole life. Do you envy a fool, anon?
