got any blow?0

luis "hot like lava" veras
Get your shit together, Alpaca.

What's the best dating advice you have?

I am in no position to be giving dating advice to the public, only my opinion (which isn't really based off of experience, just observation).

'all men are created equal' 'n-not all men'

luis "hot like lava" veras
#yesnotallmen

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thats misandry

luis "hot like lava" veras
More like myth-andry
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Quick, you find out you have ass cancer, you are in bed at the hospital and you are like "ow". The make a wish foundation goes like "hey, we can't make you better but we can grant you a reasonable wish". What do you wish for%

i wha
crash an MRA meeting thats it thats all i want

What's the most valuable thing you've held in your hands?

I've held my dad's new phone and sometimes i walk around with the laptop i think thats p valuable right?

How would the world be different if everybody was vegetarian?

probably less violence towards farm animals, maybe more help for farmers? or less, people seem to have this thing with fucking over farmers, even now. same for animals. Maybe we'd just eat more vegetables.

What's the most awkward thing you can say in an elevator?

w
what

If you had to get one thing tattooed on your forehead, what would it be?

Sailor Moon's tiara thing. That is the only thing i can see myself doing.

please telll me that me and vinesauce are best friends

luis "hot like lava" veras
Sorry mate, you're best friends with the aforementioned "fedora-scarf-shades combo" friend (whom I stole Vinesauce from and married).

that me

that u

What is the most unexpected thing that happened to you this week?

i looked up from the computer today and saw my friend (wearing my shades, fedora with the tag still on it, a big floofy scarf partially stuffed into her sweater,) take some panty liner and try to stick it onto herself.

how long does it take to get bored of tomodachi life

luis "hot like lava" veras
luis i've been playing for three weeks it hasn't got boring yet
(also you and frank got married congrats)

Post a photo of your favourite outfit!

my 3dsXL-black dress combo is a killer, i'd like to think. Also, one of few selfies you'll ever get from me.

youre the lamest of lames of lamé

okay but like that sounds fancy af im like french royalty or something

also you smell like beef jerky

**turkey jerky

i h8 u alot of times

your eyes r lopsideded

you're gross tbh

wHAT THis?????
ANOnymoUS HAtreDD????? mY FIrst//???
wOWIE1
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no offense but i am so cute?

I don't want to make this ask about me but look at this cute picture of me!
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What do you think is the new online trend right now?

an extra hour in the ball pit

Do you remember the war?

*old man noises*

What apps do you mostly use on your phone?

i lost my phone 3 months ago

Can you make me ham sammich?

i can, but there's no guarantee i won't shit in it
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Have you seen anything weird lately?

i had a dream that my teacher turned into a giant squid

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