If I Ever Become a Magical Girl:1. I will find out if there is a less revealing transformation sequence.2. In the same vein, I will discover if there are other clothing options besides a mini-skirt, as those tend to be drafty.3. I will invest in a good pair of sneakers, so as to reduce the possibility of a twisted ankle due to my boots/high heels/sandals.4. If I see anything even remotely resembling tentacles on the monster I'm fighting, I will immediately remove myself from its striking range, and resort to large firearms.5. If I have any attack sequence of more than two words and single gesture, I will work to shorten that. If I cannot, I will begin using alternate methods of attacking, such as really big guns.6. If the villain has a sudden change of heart, I will immediately take him to an anonymous hotel room and watch over him. Either he's faking it and will attempt to betray me, at which point I will kill him; or he's serious, at which point his former colleagues will attempt to kill him. In either case, I will be certain to pump him for information.7. If my magical sidekick has a nasty habit of forgetting important information until it's too late to act upon, I will insist upon some kind of memory classes.8. If I have a protector who swoops in, interrupts my fight with the monster just for a motivational speech, and then leaves me without helping in any other way, I will dump him and look for a protector that will fight at my side.9. No matter how ridiculous the villain may seem, I will give him/her/it my full respect until proven otherwise.10. Attacking from behind is NOT the act of a coward. It's the act of a magical girl who wishes to minimize fights.11. If an ally speaks only in riddles, I will give him/her the chance to speak clearly. If he or she refuses, I will find new allies.12. If an ally claims to know the future, I will tell him or her to quick speaking nonsense, and quote Yoda if I have to.