hows ur gf

She's good, thanks

do you hate anyone?

A very select few. And they have had to try very hard to make me hate them.
If you have any doubt whether I like you or not, chances are I don't hate you. I make it well known.
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You're A Liar.

No u
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Why are you such a pussay?

U wut m8. I'll have U kno that I single handedly drank an entire 420 oz box of nails without any milk.
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Who the fuck is reporting all my answers you dildos

^^^^
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how could memily ask you a question when shes dead

She is so obsessed she came back to haunt me
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Who do you think asked your last anonymous question?

Memeily.
Skrub.
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Ayy you're the only one who got the reference good job

Lol but why ....
Are the skullfucking bandit?

Why

Because fuck you that's why
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wASSUP FUCKERS

Whyy got my phone?
FUCK YOU THAS WHY
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but you are a dick

Is that why you're riding me so hard, God damn
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@ other anon I have better dick jokes: For example, ehem. DICKS

I don't need all these dicks around me

How....how even... How the fuck did you put THAT MANY DICK REFERENCES IN ONE POST? I FUCKING COUNTED TEN. KYLE.

I am the Dick Master. I am the head of Master bator.

Is ur favorite animal perhaps the dikdik???

No, however the majestic dikdik is beat off by a long shot. By a sheer stroke of luck, I'm not yanking your chain, the dikdik just doesn't measure up to the stiff competition of the blue footed booby. I know it's a touchy subject, but the dikdik isn't hard enough to get up my interest, although it was a balsy move.

Now I've got hallucinations that are out of control, cuz I can smell colors and I'm gonna SKULLFUCK YOUR SOUL

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HOW DO YOU KNOW DEATH THE KID....

caine
I'm a fucking magician Ho.
Don't underestimate me.
And keep your hair symmetrical... It irks me
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•~bone zone~•

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DEATH

THE KID
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Would you like pictures of Danny Devito in a bikini?

....h-how did you get my Christmas list?

If you were stuck on an island and only could have one person with you, who would you choose? Why?

The largest person I know.
" Why, that logic seems strange" you might ask. I think not.
They're simply worth the most calories.
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wot can I say... I'm a bad girl 😉

Then be a boy.
I don't get how you could be bad at being a girl... It's not that hard. Boys have it harder. Literally. Lol.
Go Kyle.

I apologize, friend. I will give you a meme for your troubles.

No. In Russia meme arrest you for posting. Your memes have no power here

*scoff* hah sure loser

Hey now. That's not nice

knock knock it me hoe

Who dere? Da police? You can't arrest me, I was gonna film it.

don't do a sex or ull die trust me im a doctor

...but...but I'm still alive so..how... Uh..
*X files theme music*
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