Is keeley asleep she ain't answering my Skype calls bro
Pahahah kee hasn't used Skype since she went to Mexico hahaha
Have you ever farted in front of Keeley? X
Hmm I've farted in her house not infront of her though!
Dan we were the best
Are you my gerbil ghost?
Here's my number so call me maybe on 0121 fuckin do 1
Waheyyyyy
Ask keeley she knows hu I am tell her jake from essex
Will ask her tomorrow come off anon matey
Please welcome Ryan shing
Hey anon
Say that your joking (((((((((((@@@@@@',,
ARGHHHH
Umm get some nuts
Ermagerd 1%
Walk on walk on with hope in your heart finish it for me
Phones gonna die ffs:(((((
Rate me tonightttttyttttttt
Do i kno u?
Remember what we had
Me no no
£100 & some cheese for a piece of your candy dude
Yeyeyeye
It's you bro shingy now you know?
Shingy, come off anon then bum hol
Why why why why
Delilahhh
Alright ok alright ok
Return of the mac
Excuse me cocker it's paul. I was wondering if I could take your girlfriend our or whether her mother would be available or your mother by any chance. Give us a bell back.
Urm
It's jake forzy lid
No idea who you are
Tell me do you remember when the sssssssss was in fashion