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who were your longest relationships?

Alex (R.I.P.), we dated for 9 months
and me and Jimmy dated for 7 1/2 - 8 months

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did you ever date conlan? adam? vincent?

1. we dated briefly, like 2 weeks, but it didn't work out. we're still friends though.
2. nope
3. we liked each other but they was like, 2 years ago lol

I agree with you about going to the movies on a first date, like you won't learn anything about the person at all except that they're good at watching movies..

Floralisa
I mean, you could talk in the middle of the movie, but that would be kinda rude....
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do u like someone? tell us about dem

of course I do
they don't go to my school
they have a lip ring
I met them over the summer
and they are in a relationship.....

What do you do at tumblr prom?

you take pictures of yourself dressed like you're going to prom, then you post them on tumblr, and your prom date has to reblog the pictures :3

Hey you! You don't no me we only talked twice but just letting you know if anyone makes fun of you I will personally beat them up because your a beautiful human being <3

oh my god! thank you so much <3

Bra size? And does your pussy ever itch? Do you masturbate?

1. ask my exes
2. yeah bro all the time
3. doesn't everyone?

I got REAAALLY wasted last night and today I wake up with shit stains AND jizz stains on my shirt........

sorry to hear that, bro :(

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