if a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how long will it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
14 seconds
What makes you special?
i have unique hiccups and a stupid laugh and sometimes i care too much.
Why did Metagross die
because he hated me
How do men understand ‘romance’?
they don't
Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?
medium length. no ponytails but i want something to grab i guess