if a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how long will it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
14 seconds
What makes you special?
i have unique hiccups and a stupid laugh and sometimes i care too much.
Why did Metagross die
because he hated me
How do men understand ‘romance’?
they don't
If you could go on a roadtrip with any person, who would you choose and where would you go?